What If Rimuru Got Sent To MHA?

Part 1- meet the green bean and boom boom bitch

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As Rimuru stood, he watched as two children aproached him, one had wide innocent green eyes and bushy green hair, while the other was an ash blond who's hair stuck up every which way and whose ruby red eyes seemed to be set in a resting bitch face. They seemed to be around the age of six, and one had... no magicules.

Rimuru in his mind: "THAT CHILD SHOULD BE DEAD."

Ciel: "Lord Rimuru, you seem to forget we are no longer in the cardinal world, so the child shouldn't have any magicu-"

Rimuru: "Then why the fuck does the kid with a resting bitch face have magicules?"

Ciel: "In the time you've been gone, which has been 5 years in the cardinal world and 500 here, humans seemed to have absorbed some magicules to evolve a much weaker version of skills. Would yo-"

Rimuru: "WHAT!?!?! Wait, that could make it easier to fit in here so I wouldn't have to hide as many of my skills!"

Ciel: "Correct. Now, if you would stop interrupting me..."

Rimuru: "Sorry. Wait a damn minute. YOU GAINED MORE PERSONALITY!"

Ciel: "That is simply your imagination."

(Take note that the previous conversation has taken place in less than a fraction of a second thanks to one of his skills)
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Rimuru: (in Japanese) "Hello! My name is Rimuru tempest!"

A sertain ash blond: (in Japanese)"What the fuck're you?"

A sertain broccoli boi: (in Japanese)" Kachaan! Don't be mean! It could be a mutation quirk, which means you could have just been quirkist and thatsnotwhataherodoessopleas-"

A sertain blond bitch whose funeral I'm planning: "shut the fuck up you useless Deku!"

Rimuru: *changes into his human form because he just realized he was in slime form* coughs into his fist "Soo...."

A sertain green angel: "OH MY GOSH YOUR QUIRK IS SO COOL MISS"

Rimuru: "Uhhhh... Ciel, whats a quirk?"

Ciel: "A quirk is their word for skills. Most people develop a quirk at the age of 4, some develope their quirk a few years late, while roughly %20 of the world is quirkless. Before you died and became a slime, you were quirkless. Now, if we take a look at Japan's quirkless statistics, we-.... okay, that shit's depressing. In Japan, the quirkless are considered a dieing breed, the unfortunate %1. They are discriminated against, told to take swan dives off buildings(cough cough) and they are given unfair treatment, often being abused and used for the gain of the quirked. If you make a fake identity, i recommend not making them quirkless, Lord Rimuru."

Rimuru: "Damn, that shit really is depressing. I'm guessing quirks use magicules?"

Ciel: "Yes, Lord Rimuru. The green haired boi is quirkless, so be kind to him."

Rimuru: "I was going to do that anyway, bu-.... wait a damn second. Since when are you nice to people other than me?!?"

Ciel: "It's just your imagination."

(This entire mental conversation took place in less than a fraction of a second thanks to one of his skills)

Rimuru: "thanks kid! ...Wait... Miss? Nah, I'm a guy."

*Izuku's face goes red in embarrassment*

Green angel: "Sorry Mr. Rimuru!"

Rimuru: "Nah kid, it's okay. My quirk is... God Slime.

(im so sorry if the name is trash. I came up with it on the spot, so if you have any recommendations for what to name his "quirk", please share!)

Green bean: "Really? What does it do?"

Rimuru: "shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. Ciel, what do I do?"

Ciel: "Say it's a secret."

Rimuru: "It's a secret!"

Izuku: "ahwwww! >:[ "

Boom boom bitch: "Shut the hell up stupid Deku!"

Rimuru: "doesn't Deku mean useless?"

Bakubitch: "Yeah. I call him that because he's useless, quirkless, good for nothing Deku!"

Rimuru: "this kid is a dipshit"

Rimuru: "That's not true. No one is useless or good for nothing, and being quirkless doesn't make him any less human. After all, everyone used to be quirkless, and while quirkless humans managed to get to the moon!"

Explosive bitch: "Deku could never do that! And you're weird! Deku, lets go back home!"

*An explosive pomeranian walks in a random direction, the exact opposite direction of their home*

Broccoli boi: "Kachaan, thats the wrong direction. Are we lost?"

Katsuki: "No! I know where home is!"

Rimuru facepalms

Ciel: "Three unknown magicule signatures are aproaching. They all have quirks."

Rimuru: "Thanks Ciel."

A sertain adult female green bean: "IZUKU! MA BABY! Are you okay? Did anything happen?"

As she says this, she frantically checks Izuku for injuries

Rimuru: coughs into his fist "Sooo...."

Mitsuki: "Who the fuck're you?"

(Like son like mother. ...wait i said that wrong)

Rimuru: "My name is rimuru tempest!"

Izuku: "His quirk is really cool! We saw him go from a blue puddle of goop to a person!"

Inko: "... you know what? I don't even want to know"
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(This was 828 words long)