Apondairy

Chapter 1: Intoduction

Barnies beginning note: you do not know much I want to delete chapter one and two but I'm way to lazy to fully rewrite it. Please stick it out to 3+ trust me on this one.

It's was a boringly average day, the sun was beaming down on the black hair of a young man, seemingly to be in his early twenties. Wearing a black hoodie in this heat would be considered a bad idea, but to him it's a "style". Mindful of the sun, the man blocked the sun with his hand picked up his backpack from the bench and was heading off to his next class. Math was his least favorite subject of all, even though he working towards getting an engineering degree. He still didn't want to go through the hassle of getting it. Why couldn't they just hand him the degree after a year, or maybe a few months. Why should it take 4 years to get, the man groaned, and dragged his legs to his next class.

Along the way he could hear the snickers and sneers as he walked. He couldn't help but think they were directed at him, was it because he wasn't social? Or maybe because he didn't have any friends, it's not like he has to talk right? That's not part of his grade anyway, he was just going to get that degree and get out of here. Suddenly, an unwanted visitor ran up and waved a sly hand,

"Heeeey, Jakiee ...I-"

"Hello, Sasha." Jacob sighed, speeding up his pace to avoid the annoying wench. The wench also speeding up her pace to keep up.

"Soo, I was wondering if you had that physics textbook, because I REALLY need it, like, now."

'I get that she's popular but can she be any less of a retard!?' Jacob thought to himself. He didn't even know her, how did she know his name? They talked to each other, like, twice before. He hadn't even told her his name. The only reason he knew her was because of how recognizable her appearance was. Long leggings with a crop top that seemed like it couldn't even function as a normal shirt. Plus she was wearing stalkings, was she insane? Long amber hair going down to her hips. Whenever she flipped it, it got in his mouth, one of these days he was going to get a hairball. He did have a physics book, but no way in a rats ass was he going to give it to her.

"I forgot it."

"Are you sure?? I thought you had physics last period, did you really survive Mr. Edison without a textbook?"

"Yes." Jacob replied. Suddenly, the wench unzipped his backpack a scrounged around like she was looking for a treasure.

"HEY" Jacob screamed, pulling her out by duplexing her on the soft grass. He didn't even hit her that hard when she began weeping like she had been shot, or assaulted.

"ARAGHHHWAAHHH" She whined. Gathering everyone's attention, Jacob felt like everyone was watching his every movement. Every time he blinked it felt like someone was pushing down his eyelids so that never opened again. Suddenly a group of collage football players came running as fast as they can, like they were running away from a possessed demon. Panic struck Jacob's face. All 3 of them ran up and tackled Jacob at the exact same time. Trapped under not deodorized armpits, he was gasping for air when one of them spoke up.

"What did you do to Sasha you asshole? Who the fuck do you think you are?" Throwing a punch after those words, Jacob caught a glimpse of Sasha, smiling like something had gone to plan. 'WHAT THE FUCK, THAT BITCH' Jacob thought. He always knew she was a playgirl but 3 guys on the football team was a little much, what do they do? Have foursomes? He snicked and then got punched in the face again.

"SPEAK UP I CANT HEAR YOU ASSHOLE." Another football player shouted.

"Hey look, Sasha's top fell off." All the football players turned their head 180 degrees to take a look. All they saw was a worryingly pretty collage girl with tears streaming down her face. They went to go comfort her immediately, all saying this like, are you ok? Are you alright? Do you have a boo-boo?