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FIRST WEEKS IN SCHOOL

so basically my school is this tiny thing in the most random place in the world but it's a really good curriculum and rep but it's so TINYYYYY 

so on the first day of school i went there LATE OFC and that was embarrasing and my French teacher LOVES to embarrass us students.anywyas we started talking about the differrent types of bears which was random

apparently french ppl drink hot chocolate from a BOWL?!??!?!?!

ok the rest of the school day was me runnign around our tiny ass campus cuz i forgot where all the classrooms were-

(mui so cute)

anyways yeah so i was late to almost every class and i needed coffee the entire day 

we started school on wednesday so thurs and fri were just lax days but the week after that was when we actualy started learning stuff like WE GOT SO MUCH HOMEWORK AND EVERYTHING  AURGHARHUAKEUHERAGALGRAUHE LIKE WHAT WE JUST CAME BACK 😭😭😭😭😭

yeah now we just finished the second actual week of school adn we have tests in almost every subject even in computer science which we learned the HISTORY OF COMPUTERES IN LIKE WHYYYYYY  DO I NEED TO LEARN ABOUT MORE OLD PPL

anyways let me shit talk my classmates-- if they find my acc welp im ded-

ok there's a kid in my class let's call him....Sid.

Imagine a walking talking Light Yagami without the smarts and the muscles of a tissue paper. He's actually like so annoying tho...like literally blud thinks he so hot and everyone wanna date him like NO MAN U UGLYYYYYY AF and his voice is so high pitched and scratchy he's like a rat. I FUCKING LOVED IT WHEN HE ALWAAYS USED TO SAY THAT HE GOT 100S ON THE MATH TEST BUT HE'S IN THE LOWER MAHT LEVEL

And let's call his friend....Kick.

Kick is literally his dog istg like canblud not have a brain? He also has such a FLKLGDGHGKEHGLA OMFFGGG NOOOO voice like you sound like those high pitched anime girls.

Who else can i shit talk?

AH YES ANOTHER ONE. LET'S CALL HIM LOUIS.

HE LITERALLY MADE AN 18+ DISCORD SERVER FOR  SOME VERY QUESTIONABLE PICS. HE USES THE N-WORD LITERALLY EVERY FIVE SECONDS IN THIS UGLY ASS VOICE AND HE LOOKS LIKE A MEATBALL. AND HE LITERALLY IS A SIMP FOR THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS....LET'S CALL HER KAYLA. HE LITERALLY IS SUCH A SIMP LIKE WHAT THE HECK. AND HE ISNT EVEN SMART.

And another one...called....Sam.

JUST LOUD. TEACHER'S PET. WE SHARED  A MATH CLASS LAST YEAR AND HE WENT ON AN ON AAND ON EVERY TIME THE TEACHER WROTE A MATH PROBLEM. LIKE BRO CANNOT SHUT UP. LIKE ALL THE TEACHERS ACTUALLY DESPISE HIM, AT LEAST MOST OF THEM AND HOW HAS HE NOT GOTTEN SENT TO THE DEAN IDK.

hes smart tho ill give him that.

AND ANOTHER GIRL CALLED....KENYA.

OMG WHERE DO I STAARTT. SHE HAS THE ABSOLUTE WORST TASTE IN FASHION AND SHE LITERALY MADE FUN OF ME FOR WEARING AN ORANGE SHIRT?????? DUDE YOU CANNOT TALK WITH YOUR NEON GREEN PANTS. SHE ALSO LITERALLY EMOTIONALLY ABUSES HER FRIENDS AND DISREGARDS PRIVACY. 

ONE TIME IN ENGLISH KENYA NEEDED A COMPTUER BUT SHE DIDNT HAVE ONE SO SHE USED SOMEONE CALLED KIM'S AND LITERALLY WENT THROUGH HER PRIV DMS AND EMAILS. YOU WOUDL LITERALY START SOBBING AND WHINING LIKE A 2 Y/O IF YOU LITERALLY HAD THAT DONE TO YOU.

OK I NEED TO STOP BEFORE I BREAK MY KEYBOARD.