ok first i haven't told my fam im trans so let's just start there
my grandmother is one of those conservative ppl like one day i was wearing shorts RIGHT ABOVE THE KNEES LIKE LITERALLY and my grandmother was like: "HIDE YOUR LEGS YOUNG LADY MEN WILL STARE" like i get that she want me to be safe but IM IN MY HOUSE AND NOT EVERY GUY IS A PERV
literally one day in the middle of the night she woke me up and i was in a tank top and shorts and she was like: why aren't u covered up
i said "jeez it's 1:30 AM lemme sleep" but she apparently came all the way there just to ask me why I wasn't wearing skirts she literally went on her phone and showed me this dress THIS ONE
like ok it's a nice dress but I DONT LIKE SKIRTS IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I LOST MY PANTS AND IM JUST IN A BELT AND UNDERWEAR anyways iwas like "i wear track pants and t-shirts or hoodies all the time im not revealing anything" but grandma proceeds to explain that i can't let anyone see the shape of my legs.....
LIKE HOW TF AMI GONNA PLAY BASKETBALL IN A SKIRT?
yeah and she went to my brother to ask why i didn't wear stuff like that to school...he said "americans dont do that usually grandma" and she was like: "well im telling them theyy should."
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yeah and not to mentoin she literally spilled a whole lot of RICE GRAINS onto the floor just to call me down to cleanthem up i asked her "we're not even eating rice today..." and she said "i just wanted to spend time with my granddaughter."
i cleaned up and then skedaddled out of there!!
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY TIME OUTTA ME LADY!
YOU ARE READING
PUBLIC DIARY
Randomhiiii so basically this was a request from a few friends bc they wanted me to write about my life- HLAKFDRKHGALDHGFKH what do i put here if i know you irl then RIP literally just my life!! (apparently u call this a public diary!)