My Life Definitely is NOT a Shoujo Manga!! [Reader-insert][High-school Mangaka AU]

Chapter 0: And so, Her not-so Romantic Tale Start

Chapter 0: And so, Her not-so Romantic Tale Start

(l/n)(f/n) or Cookie Kuki[1] is a quite successful shoujo mangaka, despite the ridiculous pen name that was given by her editor. Her art and story supporting each other, making the tale manage to reach the bottom of her readers' heart. The reason of that is all thanks to her awesome and good—yet also annoying and a teaser—editor, Hiiragi Shinoa—as (f/n) humbly thought.

She is kind, but there are times where she just wants to punch her, really. The purple headed fabulous chibi is summoning her again today, and since (f/n) already turned this month's chapter, no doubt Shinoa has something not-exactly-fun there. "Hope she won't dump me on another blind date session..." the (h/c)ette sighed as she opened the door to Shinoa's office, the last week's experience is not exactly pleasant since she is so out of place.

"Ah~" Shinoa's voice heard immediately as (f/n) entered the office, "(N/n)-chan! Finally you came!"

"Yeah, I need to avoid a certain someone, and it takes a while," (f/n) answered as she walked to Shinoa's table, her mind desperately trying to forget about that respectable creepy mangaka. Saying things about... ah, forget it. One creepy memory will trigger another one of Ferid. "Anyways, what do you want no.....w........... Shinoa. Explain. Now." (f/n) changed her sentence's tone into a much murderous one, as she saw her school's top 2 ikemens—who are also her classmates—sat on the sofa, sleeping while leaning each other. The Tsundere Hyakuya, Yuichiro and the Yandere Hyakuya, Mikaela.

"Ahaha~ well, they want to make a debut," the said evil mastermind girl begin, "but you see... they are a complete newbie even though having a promising potential—"

"That's not what I mean!" (f/n) butted in, whispering since she prefer to doesn't wake up the Hyakuyas. Moreover the Yandere one, the blonde is adorable but is creepy if someone did something he deemed bad to the Tsundere one—they will get many fujoshi ships them if this is an anime, really. "Why are they here?! Didn't we promise to keep my identity a secret?"

"About time you revealed it, you will soon graduate from high school after all," Shinoa said while twirling her pen, "plus, these two has a potential as shounen mangaka, and the best mangaka who has the biggest potential to teach them is you, Cookie Kuki-san~"

'This munchkin...' (f/n) twitched inwardly, looks like there is nothing can be hidden from Hiiragi Shinoa, even her unpleasant history as a mangaka. "Okay, Shinoa, listen. I'm a shoujo mangaka, not a shounen! Also, I don't know how you come into that conclusion, so I can't and won't teach them!" the (e/c) eyed girl said, "And don't call with me that weird name!" she added as an afterthought.

"Ahahaha, don't worry. Their artworks is nice, you just need to teach them the next basics and giving them experience, also wasn't classmates supposed to help each other? Yūzu-kun[2] said that, right?" the purple eyed girl continued, now using her character's line to attack her... seriously...?

The (h/c)ette can already see where this is heading. Hiiragi Shinoa will the definitely use her own manga to attack her and win in the end, since her manga is her weakness. In short, it's pointless to try to beat her—gah, Shinoa is... incredible after all, as much as (f/n) hate to admit it.

"... 'no' is unaccepted, right?" (f/n) asked, earning a chuckle from who-knows-how years old editor "Fine... but since I still have my own manga, may I have them as assistants?"

"That's the plan," Shinoa smiled. That shorty either completely ignoring the fact that (f/n) is also using the Hyakuyas or have another in her mind. Ah, well, she is complicated—and since thinking plot for her manga is hard enough, (f/n) rather ignored this one.

"... gah..." the (l/n) sighed the same thing for the nth time today before she walked towards the sleeping duo to wake them up and tell the news. Of course, silently hoping the Tsundere won't go all Tsunt\Tsun nor stubborn and just obey, he can be more handful than the Yandere—one time experience of group task is enough.{1}

As she stretches her hands towards them, she noticed some things she never noticed. Like how cute they are, and... how innocent looking they actually are when they are sleeping. No glares or frown when they are asleep, so adorable—

"As the girl sta—"

"Shinoa. Shut up."

=-=-=-=-=-=-=[1] Parody of 'Eiki Eiki' and 'Urie Kuki'.[2] (f/n) or Cookie Kuki-sensei's data along with her manga:

Name: (l/n)(f/n)
Pen name: Cookie Kuki (The history of this pen name is rather 'bloody and dark', therefore it's a secret)
Age: 16-17
Appearance: "Typical high school student with average grades and skills. Not popular, not a loner—normal,"—(l/n)(f/n)
"A sunglasses, Tsubomi Kido's jacket that was get from a discount fair, trousers, and black sneakers. Complete image of a suspicious person,"—Cookie Kuki on a meet-and-greet.
Motto: "If you say shoujo manga is for crybaby teenagers, come at me and I will show you Yaoi,"—(f/n) after Shinoa deceived her to drink sake on one of their hangouts.**
Hobby: ".... drawing manga?"*
Habits: Complaining or making unnecessary comments inside her minds, yet you can still hear/read it since she is basically an open book. (Just look at her face or movements)
Other jobs: student, doujinka.

Manga: ♥ 3Angel Loves♥
Tittle etymology: "I was half-asleep when I decided it. I wonder why I choose that though," — Cookie Kuki*
Summary: "I never bother to think about it, since I don't even expect it to be published... but basically about a female student who suddenly get caught up in a love triangle, and I'm preparing a harem here,"— (l/n)(f/n) as Cookie Kuki*
Main Characters: Shirakawa Ichiro ( 白河 一路) , Shirakawa Mikae ( 白河 見返) and Nogazo Rida ( の画像 リーダー) .
Editor: Hiiragi Shinoa the queen
Creator: Cookie Kuki

Source:
*From interview
**Shinoa's phone

{1} (f/n)'s first interaction with the Hyakuyas is for school works. And really, it really is a hardship for her.
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Thanks for reading this story! *bows*

This is my first Owari no Seraph's fanfics, also I just reached the 3rd chapter of the manga. so Please spare me if I do any OOCness, but please don't hesitate to correct me! Special thanks to txnsai for helping me with the tittle :D

And: HAHAHAHA FINALLY DONE WITH THE MANGA'S MCS NAME (┛❍ᴥ❍)┛彡┻━┻ I use Google Translate while doing word plays. I don't even care about the kanji anymore; the word play is torturous enough. I leave the rest to you (Google Translate) :"3 //slapped
[Even the title of the manga is a world plays TTWTT I'm sorry if it's bad. It really is hard.][Hometekudasai]

Also, please tell me in case I captured any characters wrong! Moreover this is an AU, so it will be quite difficult. Daisuke Furuya's 'What If' scenario is just too tempting to be ignored, really, I need to make this fic based on his idea no matter how hard it is. And then, Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun, Sakurasaou no Petto na Kanojo, and Yahari Ore no Seishun Rabu Come wa Machigatteiru are in blame for being too great. [My life is such a mess of animes][This is why I need to get a live]

Genre for this story is straying really quite far from my field (aka tragedy-kun). Romantic comedy with slice of life, I will do my best! I need a break from my KnB work—my writer's block for the 3rd chapter is hurting me. That's why, let me give these cuties some happiness. (Also please don't expect a fast development; Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun and Oregairu are my inspirations after all.)

Any kind of feedback is appreciated! Please tell me the reason in case you give me a critic, so I may correct it! (And there is no need to read in case you hate this story...)

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An AU where (most) things are daijoubu

Owari no Seraph © Kagami Takaya, Yamamato Yamato, Daisuke Furuya
Original idea and most of them © Daisuke Furuya
Cover © Yamamoto Yamato
♥3Angel Love♥ © KaNo(?), but probably will never be published
Inspirations © creator