Absolute End...

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On Copper 9, gravity has been lost. Destroyed cars, cockroaches, paper, and the corpses of the Camp 98.7 campers are hovering over the ground.

In his dark, empty classroom, Teacher is grading papers when he looks over to see the desks in the room start to levitate. then abruptly drop to the ground. Suddenly, the classroom is launched up into space.

Placing his grading pen in a cup, he walks out of the room to find a large hole in the planet. Glowing tendrils emerge from within and, after a pause, slap him across the face. He simply shrugs this off as he and the room get pulled towards the hole.

In the distance, Uzi and Greaner are watching this scene unfold. They suddenly find themselves drifting farther away until they lands on a rock, stopping her. Uzi looks over. Nori is hopping from rock to rock.

Uzi: (Inaudibly) Mom!

Uzi realizes she can't be heard as Nori writes on a rock.

Nori: (Written on rock) WHOOPS

Uzi spins her rock around.

Uzi: (Visor) HOW STOP?

Nori: (Writes) PATCH? (She has drawn a crucifix.)

Uzi: (Worried, Visor) SOLVER CONTROL ME AGAIN?

Nori tosses her the Cabin Fever Labs necklace.

Nori: IF U A LIL B (PARENTAL ADVISORY)

Uzi chuckles slightly as she puts the necklace around her neck. She gives a small wave to Nori, who draws a waving drawing on the rock.

Nori: (Visor) ABSOLUTESOLVER NEEDS HOST - DESTROY CYN'S HEART <|3

Nori tosses Uzi the pickaxe. Before she could grab it, a landing pod crashes into Uzi and Greaner, taking them with it while also knocking Nori and the pickaxe off into space.

They're is hanging on to the ship when she starts to go down. As they cling on for dear life, a tail pops out and pulls her inside then Greaner. That tail belongs to...

N: (Chuckles) Spaceship pilot!

Uzi: (SLAM!) What?! No! N! My mom was back there!

N: (Begins mashing on the keyboard) Sorry! I didn't know- (Uzi hugs him.) Oh. (An alarm sounds, which N turns off.)

Uzi: (Muffled) You were supposed to get away.

N: Yeah, I'm kind of, like, actually mad about what you did. But we can- (The alarms blares again.) TALK LATER!!

N begins driving the ship through a collection of meteors. After reaching a safe spot. they turn their heads to face each other. N smiles softly at Uzi, who in turn smiles back while sniffling. Until she begins cackling.

Uzi: Then DIE MAD, BI-

Without warning, a tendril bursts in and displays a message.

STOP :)

Uzi/N/Greaner: (Inaudible)

The tendril proceeds to destroy the ship. Uzi, Greaner, and N drop out and begin to frantically make their way towards each other. Their hands eventually connect as they continue falling.

Uzi: Well, that's a serious issue. (Faces Greaner) Um, before that... whole... thing... We're, like, dating... right?

Greaner: Oh. Uhh... Y-Yeah. Yeah, I guess so..

Uzi and Greaner begin speaking simultaneously.

Greaner: Like, that was the plan, yeah-

Uzi: Just 'cause, I can't alway- I can't always read-

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