Philzas Pov: I wake up on my couch in a pool of sweat , i look at the clock on the wall... its 11:69... shit im late for church! i quickly get up and run into my bathroom i look up at my pickle coloured celing..man im so glad i chose this colour, i look into the mirror i see my bald spot glistening..wow anyways i get dressed because my room is under constucion. I look fine , enough fooling around , i go to chruch and sit down...there i see some old people one with a mowhawk. i notices.. Jschlart my old friend im pretty sure hes a bad boy but i had to say hi!
Philza: hey!
Jschlatt: oh yo
Phliza: i didnt see you for like what? three months..where were you?!
Jschlatt: i just got out of jail for murder.
when he said that he sounded so..Fierce but scawy too! like an alpha protector
Philza: anwyays whats good?
Jschlatt: im failing to pay my bills.
Philza: oh damn! im sorry..my bedroom is under cocnstruction but all of the builders got hit by a bus..
Jschlatt: oh, hey i can help you if you pay me!
Phil: ok!! come by mine at 7 i live at 42069 skibidi sigma alpha road.
JSchalytt: okay see u then cuteie
Philza: hehe!
Philzas mind as hes walking away from church: thank god i dont gotta sell my feet pics anymore... *sigh*, he gets home and takes off his pointy leather shoes with his grippers out..
He goes and starts to paint his new bedroom which is under constcution and once hes happy enough and worn out he decides to go to a super fancy and expensive restaraunt from cheese all the way from London as hes walking along the strees of AMERICA he sees his neighbour Moe Pellingsley get hit by a double decker bus.
Philzas mind: WHOA WHAT THE SIGMA
he was gonna react more but he was too hungry too care. He goes to the restaruant (expensive ,it was so expensive tap water costs 500 pounds
Waiter: yo wahts good fellow buddy
Philza: hi can i get a can of beans
Waiter: just..beans?..
Philza: yesh u nasty animal.
Waiter: okie dokey
phil enjoys his scrumptious meal , he walks home and waits for jschlinky.. suddenly he hears a loud knock , he goes to answer it
Jschlatt: hey stinky
Pholiza: yo gucci gangatsa
*they satrts workijgng on the room, its fun they laugh and talk and while jschatt is hanging up a "living and laughing while loving" poster on the wall phil asks him as hes painting armadillo ash blonde on the walls*
Pholza: hey do u speak any language..?
Jachlantt: i speak albaninain im coming out as an albanian.
Philza: cool! i speak Russian.
Jschlatt: say something in russian
Philza: большой пердеж
which translates to big fart anyways
jschlatt: what does that mean?
Philza: youll find out soon..
they lean forward ..about to kiss when dudududuududududuuu jschlatt phone is ringing
philza: yo phone is linging
Johnathan: huh? oh yeah thanks snookums i gyatt to go...
philza: oh haha okay..
on the inside hes breaking but he puts on a fake smile...
Johnathan: hey wanna meet up tmr at the skate park?
Philza: ok!
said phil in his usual Texan accent
Johnathan: bye baby gal badabang bang
Philza: byee!
Johnthan: see ya snookum fart.
phil blushes as he closes the door and johnny shclatt walks away
philza: he...called me snookum fart..hehe..
