The Depps (Short Stories and One Shots)

Drunken Love

It was an average Saturday in the Depp house. Victor Van Dort was drawing, Ichabod Crane was reading a book from his favorite series 'Harry Potter', Sweeney Todd was doing Edward Scissorhands hair, Tarrant Hightop was designing a new hat, Willy Wonka was in the kitchen working on a candy recipe, and Jack...... Well, he was doing what he normally does. Go to a bar, drink his brains out, and come back to the house then pass out of the couch.

But tonight was...... Unexpected to put it in simple terms. Especially for the famous chocolatier Willy Wonka.

As Wonka was working on the new candy recipe, he heard the door open. With a sign, he continued his work as he heard the drunken pirate known as Jack Sparrow walked in the house with a bottle of rum as everyone else continued what they were doing.

"Hi Mister Sparrow. How was your night out?" The innocent Edward asked the pirate. However, the pirate just ignored him and went into the kitchen where Willy was.

As Willy worked on the recipe, he jumped when he felt arms wrap around him but when the scent of rum filled his nostrils, he knew who it was. With a annoyed sigh, he continued his work, ignoring the drunken pirate. But the pirate might it hard to ignore him.

"Ugh.... Okay Sparrow. What do you want? Can you see I'm working?" Willy asked with annoyance in his voice, clearly annoyed by the drunken pirate. But Sparrow then said something that was surprising, even to Willy.

"Eeeeehhh ello *hic* beautiful~ Wanna *hic* have a dance *hic with me lass?~ *hic* " This made Willy's eyes widened in surprise. He turned his head to look at the drunken pirate. "I'm sorry what?"

"Come on lass~ Wanna *hic* go upon my *hic* ship?~ I can give you the *hic* best time of *hic* life~" The pirate persistent, the chocolatier's face becoming pink with embarrassment. 'Oh god.... Is he thinking I'm a girl?!' Willy panicked. It wasn't unusual for Jack to think weird things when he was drunk, but this was a bit out of line! Sure Willy did look a bit feminine, everyone could tell he was a guy! Jack must've had more drinks than he normally does.

"Uhhh... Okay Sparrow. Looks like you've had too much to drink and you should definitely go to bed. Now please let me go." Willy tried to stay calm, but when Jack turned him around and pinned him to the corner, deep violet staring at dark brown, he couldn't keep his cool for much longer. "Oh come on love~ Let's just *hic* go up to my *hic* room and have a few *hic* drinks~" Jack leaned up against Willy, the strong scent of rum filling his senses as he tired to push the drunken pirate away. What happened next was nothing Willy had ever expected.

"Sp-Sparrow! I'm not a girl! You're drunk as hell! So get off me- MMPH?!" Willy froze him shock with his eyes as wide as dinner plates with a deep red blush coating his face as Jack silenced him.... With his lips. As the drunken pirate's rough lips pressed against the very shocked chocolatier's soft lips, Willy could taste the bittersweet flavor of rum on his lips as he felt the pirate's tongue explore his chocolate flavored mouth. After what felt like years, Sparrow pulled away from the kiss, licking his lips.

"Mmmm~ Your mouth taste like *hic* the sweetest flavor of chocolate~ Wanna another *hic* kiss beautiful?~" The drunken pirate blurred, but Willy didn't say anything. He was silent. His head was facing the ground as he stood there, standing there in silence. "Uhhhh... Ya good lass?~" Jack asked, only to receive good hardcore punch to the face. "YOU BLOODY BASTARD!" Willy screamed out in rage as he punched Jack right in the face, sending him flying to the ground. The scream had made the other Depps confused and very worried, so they went to see what happened.