Fwench Fwy and Iscream were shopping for their groceries, but this time they had Sody Pop with them who was squirming in the cart trying to reach for stuff.
Sody: Ooh! Can I Get A Soda?
Fwench Fwy: no.
Sody: can I get chocolate milk?
Fwench Fwy: no.
Sody: can I at least get cake?
Fwench Fwy: no! *sigh* Iscream?
Iscream: all right...
they picked Sody up and dropped him on the ground and grabbed a candy bar.
Iscream: if you stop bothering Fwench Fwy, I'll buy you this.
Fwench Fwy face palmed and grabbed the bar and put it back.
Sody: Hey! Why Did You Have To Drag Me Here If I Can't Get Candy?
Fwench Fwy: because we're babysitting you since Slushi and the others are busy, and I guess it's against the law to leave a kid under 12 home alone.
Sody began pouting his lips. Fwench Fwy narrowed their eyes.
Fwench Fwy: you wouldn't....
he did. Sody Pop fell on the ground and banged his tiny fists on the ground and threw a huge tantrum. Fwench Fwy picked him up and stared at him sternly.
Fwench Fwy: wait in the car!
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Sody had his arms crossed as Iscream strapped him in.
Sody: uh, I'm just waiting in here.
Iscream: *scoff* I know you will pull some sort of stunt. just don't, or Fwy will end you.
they shut the door and went back to the store. Sody grumbled and kicked the driver's seat hard.
Sody: they will get another tantrum when they come back! I just wanted some sugar, but I can't.... unless....
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Sody snuck back into the store and saw Fwench Fwy trying to decide between Skim milk or Almond milk while Iscream was grabbing lots of knives for a blood ritual or something. Sody snickered and hid behind the toilet paper and reached out to the cart and pushed it away. Fwench Fwy gasped and chased after it. Sody laughed and went to grab some candy when Iscream cleared their throat.
Sody: aw, buttcheeks....
Iscream: getting candy, when Fwench Fwy told you no? wow, you're brave.
Sody: you're gonna tell, aren't you?
Iscream: maybe... unless, you give me half?
Sody: What? No Way! Get You're Own Candy-
Fwench Fwy was standing behind him and cleared their throat. Sody dropped the candy.
Sody: Aaaand, going back to the car!
he rushed away. Fwench Fwy looked at Iscream.
Fwench Fwy: you too. I heard you're little deal. honestly Iscream!
Iscream: the kid goes rouge and the demon bunny gets put in time-out...
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Iscream and Sody had their arms crossed.
Iscream: "honestly Iscream!" what do they know? they might be 995 years older than me, but their not the boss of me!
Sody: have you ever told them that to their face?
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Chikn Nuggit: AU
AdventureI love the lore, but I think it jumped too quickly into Chikn becoming a god. so here, I'll show you all how I think it should have happened:) I'll still include the shorts tho! I also don't care if you vote or comment, I'm just making this for fun...
