Iscream and Hawt Sauce were chilling in the park, both bored.
Hawt Sauce: I'm so bored! can't we mess with anyone?
Iscream: can't, Fwench Fwy will kill me, bring me back to life, only to kill me again!
Hawt Sauce: oh c'mon, they never know.
Iscream: they always know!
Hawt Sauce: c'mon, what's the worst they can do?
Iscream: hang me by my ears while a dozen wolves try to bite me?
Hawt Sauce: .... looks like someone lost their edge.
Iscream: I Did Not!
Hawt Sauce: prove it then.
Iscream: Fine! what can I do?
they looked around the park. they could litter, take some money out of an old ladies purse, steal Cofi's wolf suit- wait, their wolf suit?
Iscream: huh, that's weird.
Hawt Sauce: what's weird?
Iscream: Cofi's wolf suit is on the bench, but I don't see her anywhere.
Hawt Sauce: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Iscream: that her suit needs a good washing? I mean, look at all those stains.
Hawt Sauce hit the back of Iscream's head.
Hawt Sauce: No! Go Take It!
Iscream: Okay! geez...
they tip-toed to the bench and quickly grabbed the suit and ran back to Hawt Sauce.
Iscream: There! see? I lost no edge! and there were no consequences of my actions-
Cofi: WHERE'S MY SUIT!?
Iscream and Hawt sauce quickly placed the suit down and stood in front of it to hide it as Cofi walked by, clearly angry.
Iscream: she's going to kill us.
Hawt Sauce: she's gonna kill you! you took it!
Iscream: You Told Me To!
Hawt Sauce: Well Why Did You Listen To Me?
Iscream: good point. but we need to give this back!
Hawt Sauce: No Way! Then She'll Know We Took It!
Iscream: right, then... Let's just put it back on the bench! she'll have to find it soon!
Hawt Sauce: what if someone else takes it?
Iscream: Stop Making Me Think!
Slushi walked by, a frown on her face.
Iscream: what's with you?
Slushi: oh nothing, I just want to get my dad something for his birthday, but I can't think of anything!
a light bulb appeared over Iscream's head, and they threw Cofi's suit at Slushi who caught it.
Slushi: isn't this Cofi's?
Iscream: uh, no! I found it at the store?
Slushi: hmmm..... I Believe You! kinda small, but maybe I can make a jacket out of it!
she happily walked away. Iscream began sweating, realizing that giving Slushi Cofi's suit wasn't a good idea.
Hawt Sauce: you're stupid.
Iscream: I Know!
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Chikn Nuggit: AU
AdventureI love the lore, but I think it jumped too quickly into Chikn becoming a god. so here, I'll show you all how I think it should have happened:) I'll still include the shorts tho! I also don't care if you vote or comment, I'm just making this for fun...
