His Little Spade [Hisoka x fem reader oneshots]

Driving the Crazy Clown...Crazy?

A/N: YALL...I tried something interesting for this chapter. You'll find out at the end.

TW: EXTREMELY horny clown, lime/steam, light smut

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ONE MORE THING TO KNOW-THIS CHAPTER IS NOT A SLOW BURN; IT GETS STRAIGHT TO THE POINT

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"Well hello there." He said without even looking at you.

"Hi. You're Hisoka, right?"

He looked up at you, now actually noticing you.
"And who might you be, hm?~"

"Y/n, of the Zen'in Clan."

A/N: Y'all see what I did there *wink wink*

"Zen'in Clan, huh?" He tilted his head a bit, as if inspecting you.

"Are you...checking me out?"

He grinned. "Maybe."

"Like what you see?" You asked, cheekily.

He chuckled softly. "Mhm; sure do~"

"What exactly do you like...?"

He looked you up and down.
"Well, for starters, I like the way your body moves, the way you talk, the way you breathe." He reached out to your face, tracing his fingers across your lips.

A/N: Like I said—straight to the point

"Uh-um"

He lifted his hand, caressing your cheek softly, before he leaned down to whisper in your ear.

"Your reactions are also adorable."

Your cheeks turned slightly red, before you could say anything.

"I love seeing you blush."

"Don't you ever get flustered? I've never seen you blush, even before we officially met."

"Me, flustered? That's a first; can't say that I do. I'm usually the one doing the flirting, if you catch my drift."

"Why would you flirt with me?"

He stepped closer, slowly eliminating the space between you. He now placed two fingers on your chin, tilting your head up so your eyes met.

"Why wouldn't I? I'm sure you've noticed how amazing you are, right? I would be crazy not to."

You blushed a little redder.

He smirked at your reaction, amused.

"There it is again—so...adorable."

He moved his hand to your waist, pulling you flush against him. His lips grazed your ear.

"C-can you feel my heartbeat?"

He felt the thudding of your heart against his chest.

"I can—it's going...crazy~"