Rock bottom || chat fic

Part 2

           
                   8/12/24 12:37pm

thecurefanboy: WHY IS LUCAS CHASING DUSTIN AROUND THE FEILD?????

Lanadelreyswife: DUSTIN OWES LUCAS 3$ AND WHEN HE ASKED FOR IT DUSTIN STARTED RUNNING

totalloser: is he seriously that broke he needs to chase him for 3$????

s1nclair: yes Micheal I am why do you think I'm chasing him

totalloser: wow no need to say my full name now

Taylorswiftswifey: I think Dustin passed out he's laying flat on the floor

s1nclair: he did

thecurefanboy: is he hurt??

s1nclair: no but I'm 3 dollars richer

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                  8/12/24  5:58pm
Lanadelreyswife: somtimes I wonder what you guys are thinking like genuinely what do you guys think about whenever.

Totalloser: modern baseball comeback

s1nclair: a peach Celsius

Taylorswiftswifey: Taylor swift and Brendon urie collab

smartypants: if I should get a pet bird for mews

Lanadelreyswife: wouldn't it just eat the bird???

smartypants: mews is to lazy to he barley jumps on the couch meows at me until I pick it up

thecurefanboy: I make myself more delusional and come up with fake dates for me and him

s1nclair: your in way to deep I tryed to stop this sooner

totalloser: with who?

Thecurefanboy: no one

s1nclair: yeah no one at all

Taylorswiftswifey: imaginary person

Thecurefanboy: OKAY IM NOT THAT BAD HES REAL OKAY

Totalloser: why won't u tell meeee

Thecurefanboy: sorry gtg feed Chester

smartypants: didn't he die 5 years ago???

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                 8/12/24  11:38pm

Totalloser: guys do we have school tomorrow I forgot

Lanadelreyswife: Mike do you not know what today is???

Totalloser: isn't it Sunday?????

Thecurefanboy: Mike honey it's wendsay.

Totalloser: oh.

*totalloser to lanadelreyswife*

Totalloser: BRO HE CALLED ME HONEY OMGGG BROOOOO

lanadelreyswife: calm down he probably ment it jokingly

Totalloser: why don't you ever let me be delusional and happy

Lanadelreyswife: because I don't want you to end up like one of those girls who think somone just passing a paper to them means they want them

Totalloser: oh okay

But like do we have school tomorrow???

Lanadelreyswife: Mike your not this slow

Totalloser: JST GIVE ME A YES OR NO

lanadelreyswife: it's wendsay currently so tomorrow is Thursday so what do you think

Totalloser: your confusing me

Lanadelreyswife: yes

Totalloser: thanks

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                   8/13/24 8:11 am

Totalloser: I caught a bird

smartypants: Bring it to mews!

Totalloser: I'm not giving your fat ass skinwalker lookin rounder then a bowling ball cat my fucking bird.

smartypants: ☹️

Thecurefanboy: MIKE THATS NOT NICE DONT DISRESPECT MEWS LIKE THAT APPOLAGIZE

Totalloser: but am I wrong????

s1nclair: no

smartypants: HEY QUIT BEING MEAN TO MEWS

Thecurefanboy: Micheal wheeler apologizes

totalloser: I'm sorry for calling mews fat and ugly Dustin

smartypants: thank you!

Totalloser: but I'm still right

s1nclair: gotta agree with mike on this one
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                     8/13/25 7:03pm

Lanadelreyswife: guys I think wills about to pass out

s1nclair: why???

Totalloser: is he okay???

Lanadelreyswife: he's fine I think

We decided to do a kickboxing class because he can't fight for shit but he didn't drink any water the whole time

So now he's chugging his 2 water bottle

s1nclair: hes learning how to fight?

Lanadelreyswife: In a way yeah but it's mostly just for fun or like  fun for me at least

Totalloser: how is that fun

Lanadelreyswife: I get to punch and kick the bag as hard as I can

Totalloser: makes sense

s1nclair: mhm totally

Lanadelreyswife: will just fainted

Taylorswiftswifey: IS HE OKAY???

thecurefanboy: I'm perfectly okay

I may have forgotten to eat today so that's why

Lanadelreyswife: the day we go again I'll remind you to eat n drink water because I don't want this happening again

It was embarrassing watching you almost faint in class

Thecurefanboy: wow you care more about not being embarrassed then me can't believe that

Lanadelreyswife: yk what I mean

s1nclair: why did you decide to do it tho

Thecurefanboy: I'm bored and max said it was fun

Which it was I surprisingly punch harder then I thought

Lanadelreyswife: he does I was very surprised

Totalloser: you should have started cheering

Lanadelreyswife: I love will but not that much

But I bet you would have

Totalloser: what's that supposed to mean?????

Notes: just a fyi i project a lot onto the characters and some of these might be based on real convos but I project mostly on to will and mike (I'm litterly mike wheeler irl)