ACCIDENTAL HUSBANDS 2 // JOONGDUNK//

STEP BY STEP

Joong: "You used my shampoo?"

Dunk: "You finished my body wash too."

Joong: "That was by mistake. We use the same color bottle."

Dunk: "What? Are you stupid? What brand is it?"

Joong: "I... Who remembers the brands for body wash and shampoo? I only check bottle color."

Dunk: *Sighs loudly exhausted* "Whatever, you can use mine. I don't want to argue. Anyway we are sharing a bathroom."

Joong: *Taken aback with the sudden kindness* "Oh... You can use mine as well."

Dunk: *mutters before leaving* "Stupid!"

Joong: "Ow... You are stupid! Huh! Who remembers brands anyway huh?" *yells from behind*

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Joong: "I like this one."

Dunk: "No, this one is better."

Joong: "Horses? Why not hyenas then?"

Dunk: "Who hangs the photos of hyenas at home?"

Joong: "And who hangs the pictures of horses?"

Dunk: "Many people do. I have one in my room too."

Joong: "Then hang it in your room. Not here."

Dunk: "Then we won't hang that one as well. I can't tolerate these creepy wild animals."

Joong: "Fine." *Throws the picture frame of hyenas in swimming pool*

Dunk: *Smirks* "Good!"

Joong: *Grimaces, then snatches the frame from his hand and throws it in pool too*

Dunk: "What the hell?"

Joong: "What if you cheat after I leave? I don't want to see any animal on any wall of the house. Better throw away both."

Dunk: "You are impossible! Idiot!" *Mutters and leaves*

Joong: *Chuckles*

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Joong: "I sleep on the left."

Dunk: "Were you sharing your bed with someone back at home?"

Joong: "Of course not."

Dunk: "Then how come you sleep on the left? I sleep in the center."

Joong: *Face Palm* "I can't believe I am discussing this with you. Anyway fine. Sleep in center then. I'll be on the left. If by chance I cuddle you at night, don't scream."

Dunk: *glares for 10 seconds before responding* "I'll sleep on the right."

Joong: *Chuckles* "Are you shy? Do you want me to put pillows in between?"

Dunk: *Throws a pillow on the left side of the bed and lies down turning away* "Fuck off"

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Dunk: "You can cook?"

Joong: "Yes. Basic."

Dunk: *Gaping at the dishes on the table* "This is not basic."

Joong: *Smiling* "You want some?"

Dunk: "I don't want to bother you."

Joong: *Shrugs and digs in smiling* "As you wish."

Dunk: *Taking a seat beside him* "On a second thought, you might feel bad eating alone. Let me accompany you."

Joong: "Oh... Thank you" *rolling his eyes*

Dunk: "Oh my god! This is just like Mom Namfon's."

Joong: "Of course duh huh. She taught me."