California Christmas

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Dipper (pov)

I mindlessly looked out the window. I imagined what it was like up north in Oregon. I imagined snow. Something that I have never experienced in the sunny state of California. Yet in less than 24 hours I would be hopping on a bus with my sister and her larger than life pig waddles to go back to gravity Falls for Christmas. As my dad was working this winter break and my mom was visiting her family down in Nevada. Me and Mabel did not complain. I mean if I'm being totally honest I think I like Gravity Falls more than I like California. I never get why people dream of moving down here. It's always hot and dry. Most of the buildings are uniform and boring and I hate the beach. I hate how sand gets stuck everywhere and how scratchy the texture is. At least half of gravity Falls's beach is pebbles, and it's a freshwater lake so your eyes don't sting from saltwater when you swim in it.

I'm pulled out of my own thoughts when Mr. Concord bitterly clears his throat to grab my attention. Mr. Concord does not like me very much which is fine with me cause I don't like him either. He purposely throws me harder math questions, as I technically test up to algebra two honors. but I would have to move schools to take that class so instead, I try to coast through geometry but it's Mr. Concord's life mission is to make this an actually challenging class for me.

"pines"

"yes Mr. Concorde" I desperately tried to sound sincere, but it sounded sarcastic.

"I have special problem for you" he said with a devious smile

"of course you do" I reply to gritted teeth

Mr. Concord jottied the problem down on the whiteboard

7(y-3)=2(y-9)+2y

I sigh as I slowly get up to the whiteboard.hear the silent oooh of my classmates. As I grabbed the green expo marker out of Mr. Concord's hand. I turned around to see other kids Who were clearly counting down the minutes Till their last lunch before break and the new year. although I saw three smiling faces of my friends June, Scotty and Dylan. I see June mouth

'12 more hours'

Yes, 12 more hours until gravity Falls! 12 more hours until I see Stan,Ford soos, Wendy...Pacifica.

I quickly turn around and answer the problem.

I quickly turn around and answer the problem

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Mr. Concorde inspected my work. He gave a resolved nod before handing me a Hershey kiss and sending me back to my seat. My friend Scotty was the first one to speak.

"closest thing you'll get to a Christmas kiss"

"for all you know I have a secret girlfriend in Oregon" I replied, as I couldn't not say sarcastic comment

June quickly came to my defense. "It's not like you're some hot bachelor either."

Dylan smirked "that's why we have a plan, Scotty" Scotty proceeded to pull out a bright fake plastic green plant.

I couldn't think of anything else more California Christmas.

June gave a confused look "so what, you got bored at the dentist office and started picking at the holiday decor?"

"No, it's a mistletoe" Scotty started "we are going to get our Christmas kisses" Dylan finished

"Wow, maybe June you should take some and you and your crush on amber might actually go somewhere" I said

"your sarcasm is totally not needed, and maybe you should take some and actually get a girlfriend in gravity Falls" June replied quickly

Scotty threw a piece of the festive plant. I rolled my eyes and stuffed up my hat. I thought of a very  crude joke about the gnomes in Gravity Falls, but then I remembered I couldn't tell them.

Then I try to think of someone I could tell the joke to. it wasn't the kind of joke you would want to tell with family in the room which crossed out Mabel Ford, and stan. The joke would probably go over soos, Brenda, and candy's head. And it was just a little bit too flirty to tell Wendy.

And a small voice in my head whispered the name

Pacifica

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Authors, no
To be totally honest, this is like one of my first fan fictions I've ever written, but I've always loved creative writing since I was young I know there isn't a lot of dipper Pacifica in this chapter we get into it more later the first couple chapters will be a bit heavy on The expo but trust me I have great things planned.

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