Sage of Hearts

Sage of Hearts Chapter 19

Disclaimer: I certainly don't own Naruto, Disney or any of its affiliated properties. If I did, I wouldn't be writing this now would I?

"The connection of our hearts..." : Speech (Bold for yelling ,Bijuu, or massive creatures)

'The connection of our hearts...' : Thought

*To clear up any confusion, Audrey is the name I gave Alice's unnamed older sister!

Two months after Naruto and his group jumped worlds...

Our story resumes as we cast our eyes on an unassuming school in the quiet suburbs of Oxford, England. The time was twenty minutes after nine and the students (who happened to be all females ranging from ten to eighteen years old) had just completed their homeroom classes and were shuffling over to their respective blocks(class periods for those uninitiated in the lingo across the pond). It was a day like any other - while the actual selection of courses was nothing to write home about, certain classes did stand out.

Of course, once again - remember that the courses themselves were nothing too special. That didn't mean that the teachers were boring though – oh no, they were anything but. Two months ago, four ladies applied as teachers at the school and through some skillful convincing, also allowed a male 'faculty' status (he wasn't really a teacher – he was basically a glorified chauffeur and general handyman who occasionally taught physical education...). The ladies took the Music, Drama, Home Economics and Chemistry classes while the man became the unofficial Woodwork and Physical Education teacher.

The new arrivals blew new life into the otherwise humdrum life of all the people in the school. The Music teacher was Miss Snow(she technically had two first names but felt that would be too long for the students to say every time...besides it made her feel weird to be called Miss Snow White...) and she entertained and enthralled many a pupil with her enchanting voice. Her classes were usually after lunch and the young ladies had their refined tastes sated just as much as their tummies were as the music room was filled with many girls singing along with their teacher or playing an accompanying piece on any musical instrument on hand (while the local wildlife outside was in a frenetic frenzy – Snow WAS a Disney princess...kinda in the job description to drive animals crazy with songs...).

The Drama class was also a very involved class, just not in the way one might be thinking. Madonna was a strict mistress who had a surprisingly deep love for opera and the theater. After delivering a moving rendition of a Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken" (a poet she'd taken a real liking to) she had proved the power of a poignant performance and how it could affect people. Her students then learned to appreciate their taskmaster of a teacher, becoming very well-read individuals and respectable thespians as a result.

Ella, ironically was not really excited to be a Home Economics teacher but upon realizing that the class was not just housework, she quickly found that she would go off on long spiels expounding on the nature of taxes, cooking and feng shui (to the ever present amusement of her students, who enjoyed watching the relatively reserved woman become so animated). Naruto would pitch in every now and then with some tips on woodwork and furniture and played the part of the perfect husband in Ella's demonstrations of standard household activity – an activity that most of the pupils enjoyed watching as their darling teacher and hunky beefcake of an assistant played house in front of them.

The Chemistry classes were a strange affair – the students couldn't deny the bewitching teacher anything and Grimhilde delighted in educating the young ladies in a very "hands-on" manner. Explosions and bursts of color were a common sight in the class as Grimhilde demonstrated various reactions and even tried some tame ones on her students. The students who frequented her classes soon found themselves coming to classes just to feel the heady rush of adrenalin that came with every successful experiment (sure, they ended up thrill seekers but on the bright side, the students had never paid so much attention to Chemistry before – especially seeing as most, if not all the girls in the class would end up as noble ladies and didn't need to know much, if anything about science...).