AnnoyingKouji

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Hello dear viewer or reader as i the greatest masterpiece has escaped the whiteroom hihihi~

Yes it is me ayanokouji kiyotaka has earned himself a lot of nicknames like masterpiece demon of the 4th gen annoyingkouji stuff like that but now i am free Kuahahah

I alone am the strongest afterall now this world shall know my greatness now how tho?

Well it is getting late and I'm just under the bridge looking like a homeless person oh well i will just think about that strategy tomorrow good night to my lonely self

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Well well well its day time now what should i do? Hmm.. oh i know my butler if i can remember his name is matsuo

*Ringing*

Matsuo picks up

Matsuo: hello may i know who this is?

Ayanokouji: hello! hello! matsuo it is i kiyotaka ayanokouji!!

Matsuo: huh..? Young master what is it that you need me of?

Ayanokouji then proceeds how he manages to escape the whiteroom no more like how he got kicked out of it

Oya oya are you curious how he got kicked out well he was poisoning the water the other kids will drink with laxatives not only that when he finishes his task he also brags about it and makes a lot of noise distracting the other and when he was taken to new york he was asked to show his biggest progress that he made because of the whiteroom and he really did show it...🦖

He was laughing maniacally on the way back and that was just at the tip of the iceberg😅

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Back to the call

Matsuo: i- y-young master yeah i get the situation send me your location so i can pick you up

Ayanokouji: haha as expected of you matsuo well here is the location and btw im under the bridge thanks

And he cut off the call

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Time Skip by a few months

Ayanokouji's Pov

Are all human beings truly equa- wait what why did i think of that such a boring thought im not a loser well anyway people are getting on the bus
I was looking around just a bit thinking of a plan to annoy people hehe~ i didn't see anything too interesting until this beautiful girl sat next to me woah she smells so nice

Hihi~ how can i annoy her as i was thinking while smirking(in my mind) meanwhile i was thinking of a plan there was a commotion going on a blondie boy and a beige hair girl arguing about a seat

The blondie kept on going about his perfect existence or whatever while the girl continues to argue

Ayanokouji: Pfftt- Perfect existence you say hahaha your making me laugh

Koenji: Hoh? You seem to have a problem with that spectator-kun
It seems that you have not yet realized my perfect existence

Ayanokouji smirk then said

Ayanokouji: perfect existence my ass theres no such thing as perfect your just being delusional haha

Koenji: ignorant much you dont seem to understand nor comprehend my perfect existence but it is alright not everyone gets it kuahaha

Ayanokouji: yeah whatever delusional-boy

As i turned to look at the girl who was still reading her books completely unaffected by the commotion i sat there crossed my arms and slept peacefully

I woke up every student is getting off and i was too as i was about to take a step forward as i was stopped by the black haired beauty

WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE IM SUPPOSED TO BE ANNOYINGKOUJI NOT NORMALKOUJI I NEED TO DO SOMETHING

horikita: why were you staring at me

Ayanokouji: Huh?? What are you asking me suzune-chan why are you acting like were a stranger

Ayanokouji said it out loud enough for everyone to stay and stop moving just to watch the two interract

Horikita: Huh? How do you know my name?

Well i saw her name on the compass she for some reason Holding so i can use this to my advantage

Ayanokouji: even tho were past that stage now? We were doing it so much even in the school infirmary

Ayanokouji said it with a hint of confusion and hurt?

The people around them was blushing and then they run away to give them space

Horikita: Huh..? I dont even know who you are wait those people ran off how did you know my name what what what what what

Horikita.exe stopped working she was so confused about what came out of the boys mouth before she regains her senses he started running away and got to the gym for the opening ceremony

Finnaly a prank YESS ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HAVE DONE THAT HIHI SERVES HER RIGHT

anyway this opening ceremony is so boring but i did hear some people talkin- wait a minute if i can copy his voice and immitate it and shout something outloud using his voice he will get in trouble but the question is who is the target..

As i was looking around i saw this brown haired pervy looking dude and decided that ill copy his voice HIHI~

I was looking down and then
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Ayanokouji: This speech is sooooooo BORINGGGGGG

He said it he emitates him perfectly so perfectly that his voice could be mistaken as his

The gym was silent the chairman was also silent baffled by the student acts

One of the teachers recognized the voice and quickly called him out

Sae: Ike Kanji!!

Ike: H-Haii?

It sounded really like him so he was dragged off and then i was...Laughing so hard bahahahahh wait no that sounded like a sheep well anyways its not enough i need more MORE!!

I was on my way to the classroom abd i was the first one there quickly finding my nameplate and sitting on it

Ahh the sit on the far right back the protag sit as i was smirking while admiring the view suddenly it opened holy sh#t what is that spiritual pressure it feels like a mixture of a tsundere and a bro-con

Wait dont tell me i turned to see a black haired girl who looks furious and then i turned to look at my sit next to me and her name was on it
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Im cooked aren't i😨

Was it good was it bad? Please i need a review to know how it was🥹

Ill be trying to make a part two of this

Uhh hoped you enjoyed this one buh bye

Word count: 1095

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