SMG4 POV
I was in my room, making memes and shit when I hear someone knocking.
Mario : Hello ! SMG4 ! Wanna play with Mario at where are the spaghetti ?
SMG4 : Nah, sorry Mario. I'm busy right now... Look !
Mario : Mario wants to play and eat !! Not look at stupid memes !!
SMG4 : Hey ! It's NOT a stupid meme !! It's actually the most perf-, the coolest meme I've ever done !!
Mario : Nooo stop doing shit and play at where are the spaghetti !!
SMG4 : Go find your food alone !! Or ask to Meggy I dunno, but right now, I can't play with you.
Mario : Oooh... I guess Mario has lost his best friend, forever...
SMG4 : Urgh, OKAY ! Okay !! *sigh* Let's go.
Mario : Yahoo !!
MEANWHILE, in SMG3's evil lair...
SMG3 POV
SMG3 : Hehhehhhhehhe let's bother SMG4 today... I'll explode his brand new castle !! No... I'll... take eggdog's poop and put it everywhere in his room !! Or... Hide Mario's spaghetti so HE can bother SMG4 with his fat italian things !!
Eggdog looks at me with a face that means : "really ?"
SMG3 : You know what Eggdog ? I'm tired of this shit. I'm not evil, I've changed... Things have changed... I-I... I'm in love with SMG4 now...
Eggdog : Rwaf rwaf rwaf !
SMG3 : Yeah, I mean, it was difficult to convince myself that I was gay or bisexual I dunno actually...
Eggdog : Rwaf !
SMG3 : Yes, thanks to you my little eggdog !! I say, cuddling my son. Well, let's just go to the castle. I'll see what to do there.
I close my cafe and walk to 4's house.
SMG4 POV
Mario : WHERE. ARE. THE. SPAGHETTI. !!!!
Meggy : I said no spaghetti for today !! Look at your belly, Mario !! You must eat something healthier !!
Mario : MARIO LIKES BELLY. GIVE HIM HIS SPAGHETTI NOW !!!!
SMG4 : Damn bro calm down !! It's okay, wait for tomorrow !!
Mario : MAMMAF**CKER !! MARIO WANT SPAGHETTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Suddenly, the door of the castle opens.
SMG3 : Hi losers !
SMG4 and Meggy : It's not the right time, 3 !!
Mario : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SMG3 : What's happening here ??!
SMG4 : Meggy wants Mario to loose weight so she didn't do spaghetti today !!
SMG3 : MEGGY !! WHAT THE HELL DIDN'T WORK IN YOUR TINY BRAIN ??!!
Meggy : OKAY OKAY, THAT WASN'T THE BEST IDEA, I KNOW BUT LOOK AT HIS GIANT BELLY !!
SMG3 : WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK OF HIS WEIGHT ISSUES !! HE'S GONNA DESTROY THE WHOLE CASTLE AND MY FABULOUS CAFE !!
Mario : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SMG4 : Okay guys calm down !!
SMG3 and Meggy : but-
SMG4 : I SAID CALM DOWN !! You both are listening to me. We are going to cook some nice spaghetti for that crazy italian over there okay ? WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GO GO GO !!
YOU ARE READING
All because of stupid Mario Kart (SMG34 fanfiction)
FanfictionThe SMG4 crew had fun playing a game. Seeing that SMG3 and SMG4 are arguing again, Tari has an idea: they must make a Mario Kart cup, and whoever loses is the other's slave and has to do whatever the winner says. What will happen? It's up to you ; )...
