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Subpace decided to start harassing the green real fuckin faggot because apparently ripping his eyeball out wasn't enough for him >_<

During a stupid ass phight or wtv subpace was practically tormenting the doctor and all he could do was shoot with his tiny ass pistol that could only shoot one bullet at a time 😭😭🙏

After medkits ass was beat at the end and the phight was over subpace went over to him, with no intention of scaring the fag but he did because hes stupid

S:"Hello fellow gay man!!!!! :33"

M:"Go kill yourself you stupid ass excuse of a pink scientist,,,,"

S:"Do u wanna be sexxed up abusive men loving men"

M:"WHAR"

S:";33"

M:"Goddamn faggot what are u even on you idiot"

S:"I'm high but only a little bit :DD"

M:"I literally CANNOT believe I used to work with you,,"

S:"By work do you mean dating?????"

M:"KILL YOURSELF THATS NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT YOU DUMBASS"

S:"MB I DIDNT MEAN IT DAMN"

M:"WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET BETTER AT READING THE ROOM"

S:"I don't think you can read a room it's not a book"

M:"Okay you make me wanna kill myself literally."

S:"If you kill yourself I'll kill myself and then we'll still be togetherrrr"

M:"YOUR ACTUALLY INSANE WHAT THE FUCK????"

S:"I'm just subpace :3"

M:"You should be dead"

S:"Perhaps?? But I don't wanna"

M:"With the amount of times I've planned and acted on ending your life you SHOULD be dead by now HOW ARE YOU ALIVE????"

S:"because the silliness heals me every time"

M:"go fuck yourself"

S:" you wanna make out w me??"

M:"you know what, okay why not"

*Insert gay makeout session here cause I don got time to write allat freaky shit*

S:"are we like in love"

M:"I would hope not 😥"

S:"PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE"

M:"OKAY DAMN SHUT THE FUCK UP"

S:"YAYAYAYAYAYYAAYYAYAYYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

M:"now I remember the reasons I left blackrock 🙏"

S:"I love u boyfriend (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)"

M:"I hate you too,,"

And then they hug and kiss and then they get together and they're gay and they buy a house together in blackrock and they get a cat together and they name it moonlight and they live happily ever after till they die ^⁠_⁠^

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