Coronation Concert

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Dearest Readers,

What a spectacular end to this weekends festivities, although a little lacking in the performances which would have have expected for such a grand occasion. There is no doubt in the unity of our dear Royal Family under the rule of King Charles and his Queen.

No doubt we all got a little misty eyed in seeing how emotional our new King was at the oaths read by the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Clarence.

Even despite the discomfort from Queen Camilla who put on a brave face, who one does hope is not suffering from the early stages of Parkinson's as the internet suspects, all seems to have gone without a hitch.

We would also like to award Princess Anne for her choice of headwear, the brilliant move meant that we didn't have to stare at the bitter face of Prince Harry who looked far from pleased with his seating and bored at moments of the ceremony.

It has come to my attention dear reader that the wayward prince was chatting quite a bit to Mister Brooksbank about the fact that his wife, the Duchess of Sus, was not in attendance for the royal event of the year.

It is my understanding, dear readers, that the Duchess of Sus refused to attend the coronation of her father-in-law when it was understood that her children would have no role in the coronation, no balcony appearance and no moment shone of Prince Archie who turned four at the historical ceremony.

Instead the Duke, Duchess and children of Sussex would be treated as any other minor royal attending the historical event since the Duke and Duchess of Sus stepped down as working senior royals in 2020.

Mister Brooksbank and Princess Eugenie have clearly remained firmly in Camp Sussex, with insiders reporting they are suspected moles against the rest of the family.

From what insiders tell me, the Duke of Sus is fed up and a meeting with the family had not gone as he had expected.

One can only imagine dear readers, just what the Duke of Sus expected after leaving his role and trashing his family so globally.

Yours Truly,

Lady Delacroix 

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