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Iruma: *wearing a dress, practicing for the Music Festival* arE yOUu theRe GoDd¿ it'S ME fiONaAa, iT'S meE FIonAaaAa

Lied: Iruma, the music festival was months ago, we're in the Devilier and I think that the principal is gonna kill us if he sees how fucking drunk you're right now...

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Clara: *playing house with Iruma* what's happening here?! in my own house Pablo Lorenzo! YOU are cheating on MEE~EEEE♪

Iruma: NO! THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU'RE THINKI-

Clara: DOOOON'T EXPLAIN NOTHING TO ME!

Kalego: you two at the back of the classroom, go outside right fucking now.

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Furfur: *first day of training with Allocer and Jazz* so... want a beer?

Vepar: THEY'RE 14!

Furfur: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THEN!

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Azz and Clara: *beatboxing*

Iruma: *still in the dress* my name is Philip, I am a poet, I-

Lied: IRUMA FOR THE LOVE OF DELKIRA SHUT THE FUCK UP-

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*Iruma king and the misfits as the 13 crowns AU*

The misfits: *knock Iruma's door*

Opera: *opens the door* good evening guys, how can I help you?

The misfits: can Iruma hang out?

Opera: oh I'm sorry but he's grounded so-

Iruma: OPERA I SAID THAT I WAS OPENING THE DOOR-

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Sullivan: Iruma, I'll always love you no matter what, you know it?

Iruma: yes, what happened?

Sullivan: oh nothing, just wanted to remember you that you always can talk to me about whatever you need, okay?

Iruma: yes, thank you, that's very kind

Sullivan: you're welcome, I'm going to the kitchen to help Opera with dinner if you need anything *pats his head and goes to the kitchen*

Iruma: grandpa is acting so nice, I wonder why he's acting so... what the funk- *grabs a book that Sullivan was reading titled "Having a gay son"*

Iruma: WHAT THE- I'M NOT GAY-¿¿¿

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Balam: you've been doing a good job recently, Robin-sensei

Robin: yeah! I've learnt a lot recently

Balam: the first time I've see you, I thought that you might not fit too well, now I see that I was completely wrong

Robin: well, the first time I saw you, I thought you were a woman HAHAHAH

Balam: hahaha! wait the fuck you just said.

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Kerori: so what's y'all favorite movie or series? mine's True Beauty

Elizabetta: The notebook

Purson: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Sabro: the Lion King

Lied: Pixels

Jazz: Life is Beautiful

Allocer: Oppenheimer

Clara: My little pony

Asmodeus: I don't watch Television

Gaap: I like Turkish series so I love Elif

Agares: the Emoji movie, it helps me to sleep of how boring that shit is

Kamui: the Wolf of Wall street (because of those Margot Robbie scenes)

Iruma: MasterChef

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Dali: *the day that Kalego got assigned the misfit class* never back down, never what?!

Kalego: *annoyed af* never give up...

Dali: NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?!!?!

Kalego: NEVER GIVE UP! *throwing the table*

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Iruma: just gimme my moneeey, yayyy

Opera: yayyyy

Sullivan: yayyyyyyy

Opera: just gimme my money, yay

Sullivan: yayy

Iruma: yayyyy

Sullivan: just gimme my money yayyy

Iruma: ...

Opera: ...

Sullivan: .... *cries on the floor in fetal position*

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