Soukoku one shot

4

third person

 (disclaimer Characters may not act canon I'm trying my best here y'all :l)

Dazai kissed chuuya's forehead as he sat on the couch and let Chuuya sleep while still sitting on his lap. The Ada members looked at them with confusion and shock as dazai ran his soft but rough hands through chuuya's soft ginger hair. "so why did y'all decide to break into my apartment?" the brunette asked with a serious tone "w-we just wanted to see if everything was ok at your house you were acting suspicions earlier and we were worried.." yosano said in a serious tone as she walked in front of dazai. 

"but now since your doing ok we have some questions for you!" the purple haired woman said with confidence "uh ok?" the brunette said with some confusion in his tone as he stood up still carrying Chuuya as he walked to the kitchen and got some water to drink. " so what did y'all wanna ask me?" the brunette looking completely unfazed looks at the Ada in shock "is something the matter guys?" " HOW ARE YOU CARRYING HIM IN ONE ARM WHILE DRINKING WATER WITH THE OTHER!".

 the Ada looked confused as how dazai was strong enough to carry Chuuya and drink water " oh come on guys I'm not weak you know~" "yeah we can tell" the agency looks down at dazai's abs and muscles. the tall blond man looked at dazai as he rearranged his glasses he noticed dazai touches chuuya's bottom a bit "dazai why are you touching the mafia executive like that??" Dazai who looked at the blond man puts his water down and goes back to his normal tone "because he is my husband?" The brunette with a confused expression on his face looks at the agency who was to stunned to speak. Chuuya cuddled up to dazai's chest some more and fell asleep "Hm oh looks like chibi is asleep!" " W-WHAT HOW WHEN WHY WHAT!!" the blond man looked confused and flabbergasted "kunikida-kun could you not be so loud Chuuya is trying to sleep.." " NO FIRST TELL US WHY YOU ARE MARRIED TO A PORT MAFIA EXECUTIVE RIGHT NOW!!".

the brunette who was slightly annoyed now looked at the blond man with a serious expression and tone " Kunikida if you don't fucking be quite while my husband is asleep I will make you be quite you got that?" 

The Ada was shocked at how serious dazai looked as they all quieted  down. dazai kissed chuuya then walked to their bedroom and put him to bed and walked out. "Alright so what else did yall need to talk about if yall are done yall can leave now.." 

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"Alright I will see y'all tomorrow good night and do not EVER break into my house again~" the Ada walked out of the house with horrific faces and traumatized feelings as dazai closed the door and walked to their bedroom to find Chuuya whimpering in his sleep.