Another day is another interaction with your too least favourite idiots,
Luffy: hay! Breakfast you want to share some meat with me!!!
Zoro: y/n, after that want to train with me,
Luffy: sorry but shes gonna go on an adventure with me,
Zoro: and did you ask her?
Luffy: well... No, but i know they wanna!!!
Luffy pouts and zoro rolls his eyes, normally their loyalty to each other is unbreakable, but when it comes to you, anything goes, you kinda enjoy it, who wouldn't want all that pampering and attention, but being flung around like a object gets demeaning at a point, so you've made it your mission to avoid them both as much as possible,
You try to sneak past them when Zoro grabs your collar
Zoro: your not getting away that easy,
Luffy starts giggling
Zoro:... Oh ... Oh no... LUFFY NO!
Luffy: GUM GUM STRETCH!
Luffy stretches out and gives you guys the biggest hug it hurts,... Probably because you crashed though a wall in the progress
Zoro: why ...
Luffy giggling, Luffy grabs y/n
Luffy : mine!
He runs of like they're playing a game and you're some kinda ball, you feel dizzy, so much for your peace and quiet...
2 hours later you finally got away, only because sanji convinced them that's no way to treat a lady, you went to your room to relax, little did you know
Sanji: look, if you really like y/n chan, you need to treat her like a gentleman would,and-
Zoro: as I would listen to you!!!
Zoro leaves, tho being more romantic may be the key to your heart, and who would know what women want... Yeah, nami and robin, zoro goes to look for Nami and robin
Sanji: ugh mosshead...
Luffy: and your sure this will make y/n my super best friend forever!
Sanji :... You mean girlfriend?
Luffy: yeah that,
Sanji sigh's
Sanji: this is gonna be a lot of work ....
dating training montage
Nami: you want to know what woman want?
Zoro : yeah...
Nami: that's easy, give her the most valuable beautiful thing you can buy,
Zoro: isn't that a little vain?
Robin: well yes but it depends on how thoughtful it is, if the expensive item means something that would work way better than a random expensive item, but price aside, I think it just needs to be something thoughtful,
Zoro:...
Robin:buy her something with value to her and you
Zoro: got it!
Back with sanji and Luffy
Sanji: okay Luffy, the best way to a woman's heart is though they're stomach
Luffy looking horrified, sanji sigh's
Sanji: Metaphorically,
Luffy: so?....
Sanji: you need to learn how to actually cook a decent meal, then give her something nice
2 Days latter
Y/n gets a knock on they're door
Y/n freshly out of bed
Y/n:ugh what!?
Zoro :um... This is for you,
Zoro gives you a sword you've never seen before you look incredibly confused
Y/n: like a gift...
Zoro: Y-Yeah-I thought we could start training together, well your still not allowed to battle with us, it's no bother knowing right?
Y/n:...?... fine.
Y/n takes the sword and puts it in a corner in they're room
Zoro: an they'res also something I have to tell you -
Luffy pops out of nowhere
Luffy: y/n chan! I have something for you!
Y/n looks at his food
Y/n that surprisingly... Looks edible...
Luffy: thanks!
Y/n sees all the bruises he has
Y/n: what happened!?
Luffy: oh this? I wasted food while sanji was looking,
Luffy chuckled
Luffy: anyway I also have something else for you,
Y/n suddenly feels something crawling up her leg, she looks down and sees a beetle
Y/n screams at the top of her lungs
Luffy: wow you like it that much?!
Zoro: don't worry I'll protect you!
Zoro brings out his swords and starts trying to cut the Beetle off,
... 2 hours later.
Y/n is reck and feels really embarrassed about it
Luffy: hay there's one last thing I want to tell you
Y/n still dizzy
Y/n: what
Luffy: I want you to be my girl- friend
Y/n looks shocked
Zoro: huh!? No way she's gona be my girlfriend you little twat!
Y/n looks even more shocked
Luffy balls up his fist and zero takes out his swords
Both: then we'll just have to fight
They both say with a smile,. Wow, they're still treating me like some golden necklace... Whatever, atleast they'll be occupied for a while...
YOU ARE READING
yandere one piece one shots
Fanfictionsfw yandere one piece characters one shots, a y/n story,
