Moments on the ArgoII Where The Seven Were Not Being Constantly Attacked

Not Your Standard Monster

A/N: What? Two posts within a week?

Yes I'm back baby at it again. I was gonna write a different thing for this chapter then I saw some old videos of myself and I got this inspiration.

Yes I was attacked by this very same monster it chased me when I was four or five and I'm traumatized.

Anyway enjoy this laugh-fest!

Percy was on edge. It had been 4 hours and no monster attack. Not even a harpy. That meant that either they were VERY lucky (which, come on, nope), or that something even more terrifying and dangerous was coming, or stalking the ship, and scared all other monsters away.

So you know what Percy did to pass the time? Stand outside Annabeth's door and listen in on the girls' conversation. What? They're interesting! They spent a solid hour discussing why purses were just a ruse by the government in order to cheat out more money from girls and feuled that idea by forbidding clothing stores from allowing pockets in pants, because girls shop way more than boys and more items meant more money. They even suspected that a monster was behind the whole scheme and they made a plan to go and hunt down the creator of the horrid idea after the whole quest and forc-

A shriek pierced through the ship. Someone was in trouble on the deck. The sounds of faint thudding n and crashing followed along with more screaming. The door to Annabeth's room flew open and Percy tumbled inside, still leaning on the door.

"Percy?!" Hazel exclaimed. "Are you eavesdropping on us? How long has this been going on for?"

"Okay, before you kill me," Percy sheepishly smiled from the ground, avoiding the glares of the three terrifying women standing above him. "1, there's trouble on the deck. 2, I am fully willing to join you. 3, you guys are interesting and I'm bored. 4, Frank and Leo are worse. Frank turns into a fly while I'm pretty sure Leo either has bugged our rooms or literally hides in our walls."

Annabeth sighed. "We are going to have a talk later about this, okay? For now let's see what's up." The girls left him on the ground and mmade their way up top to the deck.

"Soooo am i in trouble orrrr-" Percy stopped at Annabeth and Piper's glare. "Yep, okay."

They got to the doors and braced their weapons. Piper grinned. "Ready?" Everyone gave their nods. "GO!" They burst through the doors, screaming and yelling and waving their weapons around, ready to fight whatever horrid monster had decided to attack the ship, but then lowered their weapons at what they saw.

Leo was 9 feet up the mast, hanging on for dear life, eyes wide and trembling. Jason and Frank were off to the side laughing their heads off. And below Leo, the monster for today was...

"A goose?" Annabeth asked. The goose turned its head at the newcomers and honked.

Leo sighed in relief at the emergence of the group. "Oh, thank the gods, please get this beast off my ship before it does anything!" He shrieked again as the goose honked at him.

Instantly Percy started laughing. "You-you-you're afraid of a goose?!" Behind him Piper laughed along with him and Annabeth and Hazel tried and failed to not chuckle and smile.

"How long has he been out here for? Running away from it?" Piper asked Jason, still laughing.

"A solid 5 minutes now," Jason chuckled.

"Oh ha ha, very funny," Leo grumbled, "This is much more scary on my end. I have bad blood with geese, always waking me up on park benches, or stealing my food. They deserve to diiiEIEEEE!" He finished with a shriek as the goose flapped up a foot towards Leo.