"These bitches really thought they are when their dirty asses approached us," said Alisha.
"Exactly like we're literally just trying to get a nice tan," said Bria.
"They like to disrupt our peace apparently," said Noah.
"Yeah that's what they wanna do instead of even trying to take some fucking accountability," said Gary. "Where the hell are those Lemon Margaritas we asked Albert for?"
"Good Question....ALBERT!!!," Bethany shouted. "YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO BRING US THOSE LEMON MARGARITAS OR ELSE YOU'RE GETTING PUNISHED!! AGAIN!!"
"Y-Yes, Madam....," said Albert as he walked back inside to get those lemon margaritas.
"Sigh let's just go back inside," said Bethany. "I need to see how my new singing video is doing."
At the HOTGIRLZ house a few hours later, Bethany, Tessica, Bria, Marcy, Farrah, Alyssa, Bella and Alisha were all just checking out how the video on Bethany's "singing" abilities did.
(Interview Section with Bethany)
So I just uploaded a video of me singing on YouTube, and I feel like I'm very capable of being one of the greatest singers of all time. And the haters in the comment section can talk all the shit they want, but we all know that I'M the star of the show.
(Interview Section Ends)
"Why does my video have more dislikes than likes," asked Bethany.
"Because these haters are jealous as fuck," said Bria.
"Yeah," said Tessica. "Because you have a voice that people like Mariah Carey and Taylor Swift could only DREAM about!"
"Exactly," said Farrah. "They're just broke ass weirdos that are so obsessive it's insane! Just like those trainee girls back downtown."
"Oh yeah, they kept saying that we're always late and that we don't put effort," said Bethany. "When I'm reality, we left because we're too good for them."
"Exactly the fuck right," said Farrah. "Like their moms pretty much have low credit scores and they're taking their anger out and projecting it on us because they're so desperate and envious."
"EXACTLY," said Bethany. "Like they hated me so much that those trainee bitches under that music company signed a petition to get me kicked out of the program, like good luck trying to be in that flop girl group without me."
~~~~~~Flashback Time Canonically from last year~~~
Bethany walked into the practice room, an hour and 20 minutes late holding a Starbucks coffee and chocolate chip cookie dough flavored Haagen Dazs ice cream. "Hey there peasants."
"Bethany," said Sophie, one of the trainees from the Philippines. "You're extremely late.....Again."
"We'll I'm the star of the show so I can be as late as I want," said Bethany.
"Um NO," said Sophie. "If you actually want to be a part of this girl group, you're gonna have to show up to practice on time when you're clearly healthy."
"We just feel like now is the best time to voice our frustrations with you and hopefully find a solution to this problem," said Felicity, a Cuban-American trainee.
"Listen," said Bethany. "I don't give a fuck."
"Well you're gonna give a fuck today," said Regina Lee, a Korean-American trainee.
"Some of us are upset because you're not putting a lot of effort and when we needed you most, you don't show up," said Sophie.
"I feel like you only got into this program because you're rich," said Erika.
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Friday Night Funkin Bad Girlz Series
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