Bethany and Noah were sitting in their older sister Anastasia's bakery on a rainy afternoon. "I don't even know why I'm here...," Bethany said.
"Well I'm going to need to talk to you about why you're here," said Anastasia. "You too, Noah."
Noah sighed.
(Interview Section with Bethany)
This morning, my stupid baker ass older sister, Anastasia decided that she wants to talk to me and Noah about something...this better be worth my time.
(Interview Section Ends)
Anastasia finally sits at the table where Bethany and Noah are sitting and sighed.
"So what do you want," asked Noah.
"I saw the first 4 episodes of this show," said Anastasia. "And....I'm very disappointed in you two, to say the very least."
"Why," asked Bethany so smugly. "I literally did nothing wrong."
"What do you mean WHY," asked Anastasia. "You're literally going on National Television and you're hurting people, Bethany! How are you not ashamed of yourself and embarrassed of your actions?"
"Because I'm the baddest bitch in this show," said Bethany. "This is the motherfucking Bethany Show and if any slut has a problem with it, oh fucking well! Womp Womp! The 'hurting' you're talking about was literally me DEFENDING myself!"
"So let me get this straight," said Anastasia. "Your definition of defending yourself is to stalk and harass your ex girlfriend and her friends in front of the entire world?!"
"What are you talking about, I'm not a fucking STALKER," shouted Bethany.
"And you wonder why we haven't spoken in 2 years," said Anastasia. "Listen. I am 27 years old. I'm also a mother. I don't want to have my 2 children grow up just to see them be harassed and bullied by their potential exes in front of millions of people on international television, what makes you think I would let you as my SISTER AND BROTHER harass YOUR ex?!"
"You are a terrible sister," said Bethany.
"I'm a terrible sister," asked Anastasia.
"Yes you are," said Bethany. "Because if you really loved me, you would've sided with me, 100%."
(Interview Section with Bethany)
I look at Anastasia's reaction, or lack there of, and she is being weirdly accusatory towards me and Noah. Why? My manipulative ex managed to fool literally EVERYONE to the point where even My OWN big sister isn't siding with me.. It's got her for some reason questioning MY motives and shifting the blame onto me, once again.
(Interview Section with Anastasia)
I am Anastasia Madison, the older sister of both Bethany and Noah and I need to say this, I'm absolutely devastated and embarrassed of their behavior.....this isn't a joke. *starts to cry* I'm sorry..it's just...how can she keep treating other people like this....she's been doing for years and Noah's just kissing her ass....As a mother, I wouldn't want my children to be treated the way Bethany is treating her ex girlfriend...why is she doing this to herself....?
(Interview Section Ends)
"Bethany if I didn't love you, I wouldn't be calling you out on your crap," said Anastasia.
"WHAT CRAP," Bethany shouted, getting questionably defensive. "THE ONLY CRAP IN HERE IS EVERYTHING YOU LAY YOUR HANDS UPON! GO BACK TO MAKING SOME FUCKING COOKIES OR SOMETHING OR GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR TWO LITTLE BRATS!!"
Anastasia sighed. "Baking isn't a bad thing. In fact it's actually a very soothing hobby for me. You should try having a soothing hobby for yourself as well."
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Friday Night Funkin Bad Girlz Series
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