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*Jake's POV*:  I reawwy miss tommy poo... if onwy i had a new pookie to make him jealous! 😡💢😠 *thinks of idea* wait! I fought of an idea! What if i stowe aiden from James, that'll show Tommy whose boss awound hewe! Yes! such a good idea, mwuheheheheheh! *starts laughing evily in loud silence at a party with red solo cups*

*after jake came home from the pawty*

Hehehehehehehehheehheheeheheheheheheehehehheeh!


*Aiden's POV*: James is getting so boring... i need a new baddie to spice up my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait, what was his name.. the little gay emo twink that likes Tom.... Jake! yes, him! he would be perfect, mwahahhahahahahhaa!! *aiden laughs in truimph over the victims dead body*


*James Monroe's POV*: i am doing presidental stuff!


*George Washington's POV*: i am doing presidental stuff!


*Jake's POV:* *He texts aiden* 


Jake: H-hey aiden 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Aiden: hello

Jake: uhmmmm... are you by chance busy right now?

Aiden: Hold on a sec! Hey I'm Viester, voice of Aiden from Disventure Camp! We are opening a 30 second video greeting purchasable in the Patreon link above so that you can have your favorite characters saying hi to you. This income goes straight to the VA's and the animators that will work on your order. If you're interested, go check the link above. And now back to Disventure Camp only on Odd Nation cartoons

Jake: I will buy a Tom greeting of him shirtless hehe.. I MEAN nothing!

Aiden: I am not blaming you

Jake: hahahahahhahahahaha

Aiden: *kills another victim*

Jake: Thats so... manly of you!

Aiden: hehe... *blushes so hard that next victim dies immediately from spontaneous water combustion in their hair follicles*

Jake: WOAH THERE SENPAI!

Aiden: wanna meat up and i could teach you a few things about spontaneous water combustion of the hair follicles?

Jake: I would love to babygi-i mean, Aiden!


*they meat up IRL*

JakeyWakey: Hay, Aidenwantsapinkpalmpuffhoodie69!

Aids: *giggles demurely*

Jaek: NGL your demure giggle is very cute aidenywaideny!

band-aid: *blushes* JAKEYYY STAHHPP ITTTTTTTT

Jaxywaxy: Im jax and im ready to frick

nediA: Ermmm what the SIGMA SKIBIDI SLICER MEAL IS THAT CHAT!

jak: hey.. your orbs... their really pretty

diAne: blud thats the same thing you said to tommy poo in season one you unoriginal writer

*definetly not writer* HEY STO PBACK TO THE STORY

ideAn: hehe.. that was EMBARASSING! *he says in a low tone, almost sounding straight fir a second*

Kaje: WOAH THERE! dont tell me... youre... st-st-*throws up*

iAedn: NO NO I WOULD NEVER. I would rather DIE than... be.... that word.

eaJk: No straight man is a man! hahahahahahah!

eniAd: so... what about my orbs? *he stares at aiden so staringly that aiden throws up and stares at the stars because they look like ally and hunter eating steak*

ekJa: theyre... really.. i want to touch them 🤩

denAi: then touch them bbg

*Jake touches Aidens bright turqoise orbs*

Jkea: waoh... theyre so... oh my...

*aiden suddenly pulls Jake close, only 500 feet of pocari sweat cans between them*

kaeJ: hehe... *blushes so much a tsunami takes over washington D.C.


*George Washington's POV* Oh no! my presidential activities have been disturbed by this disaterous tsunami!

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