Snake Eyes

Explanation

Narrator POV

Eri: *cute baby noises*

Izuku: Aww what does my princess need.

AM: Izuku

Izuku: yeah sorry anyway after Dad brought me to his base I meet with my dad's best friend Deathstroke and he became my uncle he taught me a lot. I ask him to train me which mama Yor she was against it but dad convinced her.

Inko: of course he would do that

AM: so that's how you became this good

Izuku: yeah so I trained hard and master all he taught me. I became Snake Eyes due to me being stelath and never talking. You see my mask has this thermal vision that allows me to see my enemies and *gives Eri her bottle which she is enjoying very much* I began to do mission around the world and I enjoy it very much I meet the entire world and meet some wonderful people. 

Mic: you went everywhere

Izuku: yeah

Inko: what about school.

Izuku: well G.I. Joes they have the best mind in the world so I was taught by the most intelligent people in the world.  I can say I'm much more smarter than you Uncle Nezu

Nezu: is that a challenge

Izuku: chess

Nezu: that would be a challenge I accept nephew.

Inko: please don't tell me you became a dictator my baby

Izuku: no mama Yor made sure I didn't became one she can be quite scary when she wants too.

Inko: I see

Izumi: so how did you adopt Eri.

Izuku: Well can you say sorry to Uncle Mirai

AM: why

Izuku: you are Eri here is the great granddaughter of the former boss of the Yakuza. You see her quirk manifest early and she rewind her dad to being unborn. Her mother didn't want her and she gave her to her grandfather who accepted her. But he got into an accident and Kai Chisaki aka Overhaul wanted to use her to make quirk erasing bullets. *shows her little arms* he was a sick fucked

AM: that bastard

Nezu: so where is he

Izuku: probably in hell I really don't care.

Nezu: so that's why we haven't heard them from a while

Izuku: yeah anyway when I saw her and I fell in love with her and I adopted her and know she is my princess

Eri: *cute baby noises*

Izuku: see

Inko: I have a grandbaby

AM: my poor wallet

Inko: hush

Izumi: I'm an auntie

Midnight: but who is the mother?

Izuku: anybody

Shoka/Katsumi: I'll be the mom

Izuku: fuck no oh before I forget mom dad Izumi I am keeping a secret

Inko: what

Izuku: uhm Mom want to hold your grandbaby

Inko: of course

Izuku: here you go

Inko: *holding Eri* you are so cute