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Sickness

(Based on the handyman Bill AU)

Bill had never been sick ever in his life since he was a demon, so when he woke up one morning and felt like shit he was so confused, he got up from his bed, immediately falling down and tearing up, his body was hurting way more then it usually did.

He heard some foot steps approaching his door, it was Stanley. Of course Bill got a bit nervous but then felt nauseous, Stan looked down at him and said, "uhh, you okay?" He helped Bill up.

Bill held onto him, he felt dizzy as he stood there, so Stan asked, "you look like your about to puke or something.." Bill then said, "why do I feel-" he covered his mouth and Stans eyes widened.

Stan rushed Bill to the bathroom where Bill then threw up in the toilet, this was actually one of the worst things he's felt so far in his new body, after about a minute straight of puking he pulled away from the toilet and shivered, Stan was sitting there with him, and had been holding his hair back then looked at him and said, "yeah you definitely got somethin'.. let me go get Melody.." he got up and walked out.

Tears went down Bills face from when he had puked, his breathing was shaky and he really just wanted to curl up into a ball and cry, he's never felt so gross.

Melody came running upstairs in her robe and gasped seeing the state Bill was in and immediately grabbed a towel and water for him, she wiped his mouth and face then said, "wash your mouth out hun.." he did and sighed then said, "w-why do I feel like this..?" Melody reached over and felt his forehead, "Yeesh, You're burning up..!" She then said, "you're probably coming down with something.."

After a few minutes of checking him over she helped him up, making sure he had a bucket in case he felt ill again then walked him back to his room.

She then headed down to Fords room and knocked on the door, "Hey Ford?" Ford was currently researching a specimen he found while him and Stanley were out at sea then paused hearing Melody and said, "Just one moment! I'm almost finished writing down this research!"

Melody crossed her arms and said, "you better get your butt out here right now." She said with a serious tone, Ford heard it and immediately got up and ran to open the door and said, "Yes ma'am!"

Melody then frowned a little and said, "I know you're more a science guy but are you good with figuring out illnesses?" Ford thought for a moment, "Well I'm no doctor but I do know a bit about the field, why? Are one of the kids sick?" She shook her head, "no Bill." Fords face scrunched up, "well I'm afraid I can't help you."

He began to walk back in his room when the back of his sweater was grabbed, Melody gave him an angry face, "I know you hate him but he needs help!" She calmed down and said, "he's never gone through this Ford, so can you please put your hatred for him aside and help him just this once?" Ford had a soft spot for the lady so he sighed and said, "alright fine.. but only because you're asking me to." Melody smiled then led him back upstairs and to Bills room.

Bill was in bed, panting a little, at this point he had took his shirt off due to over heating and was just trying to not throw up again. He heard two people now, one pair of heavy foot steps and one pair of soft foot steps, he watched his door open then saw Ford.

His eye widened as he pulled his blanket over himself, now feeling self conscious of having no shirt on. Ford saw him shirtless but didn't care too much, walked over and said, "Melody told me you felt sick huh? So tell me exactly how you're feeling, achyness? Fever?" Bill then said, "uh yeah.. at least from what Melody checked earlier" Melody at this point left the room, Soos calling her from downstairs to come help him with breakfast.

Ford saw her walk off but shrugged, he walked up to Bill and reached out, Bill flinched a little, closing his eye then felt the back of Fords hand on his forehead, he opened his eye nervously then calmed down. Ford nodded and said, "yeah definitely a fever, turn your head up for me a little" Bill did as he was told then felt Ford hands hold his neck his thumbs on his lymph nodes, Bill blushed a little and said, "what the fuck are you doing..!?" He tried to pull away, Ford then grabbed the back of his neck and said, "Stay still god damnit." Bill huffed and bit his lip feeling Ford rub the two spots on his neck, it hurt a little and Bill said, "would you cut that out?" Ford then said, "yeah you're definitely sick.." he said while letting go of Bills neck and said, "I'll pick up some medicine for you in a bit, for now just rest and drink a lot of water."

Bill then said, "woah, wait. Can't you just make me a cure or something? I know you can IQ." Ford hadn't heard the nickname in a while, it made him pause for a moment before he said, "heh, like I'd do that for you." He got up in Bills face and said, "You deserve to suffer through this." Bill blushed a little at how close he got.

Ford then got out of his face, clearing his throat and said, "besides I have no clue what effects it would have on you, you'll be fine in a few days, just think of it as not having to go to work." Bill smirked at that then laid back down, not covering himself up now.

Ford then began to walk out and Bill said, "Thanks Doctor Pines, I knew you could help me~" he teased, Ford smirked to himself a little waving his hand then walking out.

For about a week Bill was sick not enjoying it at all, but now at least he understood what it felt like, once he was back to normal he was working again.

Currently sweeping the floors when he ran into Ford, he got embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry I didn't- uh see you there.." he stared up at him. Ford then said, "you're alright I suppose." Bill rubbed the back of his neck and said, "thanks for uh.. helping me get better and stuff." He paused then coughed and muttered, "I appreciate it."

Ford sighed and nodded patting Bills shoulder before walking back down to his room, Ford definitely didn't forgive Bill yet, but he was almost impressed he could thank someone, and Bill was just happy Ford wasn't always giving him the death glare, he smiled a little to himself then went back to work, now being in a very chipper mood.

(Hey guys! I wanted to say if you have any suggestions on chapters I make you can feel free to send them anytime!)