i know 200 way to kill a man

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Soviet: *dark face* i know 200 ways to kill a man

Reich: you could glue an open jar rats to his face.

Me: then blow torch the other side of the jar.

Me + reich: so the rats have to eat their way out through his face

Soviet: *heads pat both of us* 201

F.I: *clinging to I.P scared* i-im scared

I.J: *holds I.F* scardy cat *smirks*

F.I: shut up

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