Soviet: *dark face* i know 200 ways to kill a man
Reich: you could glue an open jar rats to his face.
Me: then blow torch the other side of the jar.
Me + reich: so the rats have to eat their way out through his face
Soviet: *heads pat both of us* 201
F.I: *clinging to I.P scared* i-im scared
I.J: *holds I.F* scardy cat *smirks*
F.I: shut up
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Ask And Dare Soviet And Riech Anything
ChickLitAsk and dare sovietriech my second forbidden ship🥲 Edit: the cover is not mine