One shots

Crack part 1

Fandom: SnK, aka Attack on Titan
Pairing: FemEren x Armin
This is an idea from arianna

Armin stood there, showing off his HUDGE muscles, Eren watched in awe.
" Oh Armin~" she sighed, Armin smirked.
" yeah babe?"
" tell me one of ur manly stories."
" no prob hun"
" so I stood there, face to face with captain Levi, she of course feeling intimidated by my magnificent stature, challenged me to a fight, right. I refused, not wanting to hurt a girl, she wouldn't be able to handle all of this" with that Armin flexed, causing Eren to bite her lip slightly, Armin continued his story. " she scoffed, not wanting to beleive how amazing I was-am, and taunted me.
' what? Scared you'd lose to chick? I bet you can't even lift your arms above your head.'
' Honey,' I replied mockingly, of course, ' I'd break you like a tooth pick'
She scoffed and without warning punched me square in the stomach, which was face level to her, and ended up breaking her hand on my rock hard abs, and that's the story of how I won a fight with out even lifting a finger." Armin smiled.
" oh Armin~ you're so strong!" Eren said, rubbing Armins biceps, which was the size of Erens face.
" you bet I am" Armin replied, passionately kissing Eren, who melted into Armins arms.
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Armin moaned slightly in his sleep
Eren looked at him oddly from the corner of his eye
" I wonder what he's dreaming about?" Said Eren. Mikasa shrugged.
" who knows. Taking over the world maybe?"
" Fucking Eren" replied Levi bluntly as he walked pass sipping his drink

a/n : I'm so not srry for this, thx for the suggestion it was so fun to write XD I made so many typos, that I don't even care XD