Why Did I Get Married: Gay Marriage

Married: 7

" Robert "

I'm a couple of hours out and man this shit here bruh. I tell you I'm doing this shit to save a wrecked married I didn't do. I pulled over to check my map and my cellphone started to ring I said....

Me: hello

Lance: heyyyy

Me: hey boo what's up

Lance: not much where are you

Me: I am driving

Lance: driving I thought you and Mario

Me: I had to buy 2 seats cause of my weight and I had to leave

Lance: damn Bob I'm sorry

Me: don't be but hey I'll be up there soon

I said to him and he said..

Lance: okay love you

Me: love you more bestie

I told him and we hung up the phone and I pulled back onto the road and headed to the mountains...

" Lance "

Avery: that was Bobbie

Me: yeah it was he's driving here

Avery: I thought

Me: weight thing

Tyrell: that's fucked up

Me: tell me about it

Anton: so him and Mario driving here

Me: I guess so

I told them and we heard a car horn blowing and we walked outside. And I saw Mario getting out the taxi cab and we saw this nigga with him that's not Bobbie I said..

Me: umm who the fuck is that Mario

Mario: this is Tevin

Tevin: hey guys

Anton: what's up T

Me: why are you here

Avery: Lance stop

Me: what shit

Tevin: well I am a good friend of theirs and they invited me

Me: so why you didn't drive with Bobbie

Mario: because his big ass needed time alone that's why

Anton Tyrell Derrick & Tyler just shook their heads and Derrick said...

Derrick: look man Bobbie out on the road alone and it's gonna get bad

Mario: he's fine damn can yall just drop this

Tyler: you're a real asshole how the fuck a man gonna let his husband be alone on the road by himself

Me: and bring another slut to a marriage counseling vacation

I said and Mario looked at me and said..

Mario: that's Lance stay far away from him

Tevin: he seems like a peace of work

Me: I am and I can throw these hands to

I told him as he looked at me not worried or tried to be. I said

Me: let's go back inside it's getting cold out here

Anton tried to pick up his bag and I knocked it out his hand and said...

Me: are you stupid

Anton: sorry

And we walked inside the house and I said loud enough...

Me: he better be paying for this fucking trip to ain't shit here is free

I said loud for everyone to hear and we headed into the kitchen to get dinner started...