Love Train (Mossyclan and Juniperclan one~shots)

Incorrect Quotes PART 2!

(I am obsessed with these)

Rockwing: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Snailstar: Isn't that just killing people?

Rockwing: Ah, technicality.

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Rockwing: Snailstar... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Snailstar: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Rockwing:

Rockwing: I wrote sanitize, Snailstar.

(Murder Couple)

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Morningheart : Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Larkswoop: Okay, but in my defense, Fallenpaw bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Morningheart : That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Morningheart : Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Larkswoop: We got spring water

Morningheart : NO.

Fallenpaw: with EXTRA minerals

Larkswoop: it's like licking a stalagmite

Morningheart : DON'T COME HOME.

Fallenpaw: Mmmmm cave water

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Pebblepaw, Marigoldpaw, and Sunpaw are sitting on a bench

Lightpaw : Why do you guys look so sad?

Pebblepaw: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Lightpaw sits down*

Marigoldpaw: The bench is freshly painted.

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Pebblepaw: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Marigoldpaw: Not if they consent to it.

Sunpaw: Depends who you're stabbing.

Lightpaw : YES?!?

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Willowdawn : Violence isn't the answer.

Venomrain: You're right.

Willowdawn : *sighs in relief*

Venomrain: Violence is the question.

Willowdawn : What?

Venomrain, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Willowdawn , running after her: NO-

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Willowdawn : Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Venomrain's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get her out...

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*The group is getting into the car*

Lilytail: I'm driving.

Webtail, out of view: Shotgun!

Melodicflicker , turning to face Webtail: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Webtail: WOAH-

Webtail, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*