For Your Pleasure

Corporate Foreplay

Chuck hesitantly opened the door to the offices of Divine Customer Service, LLC and stuck his head in. He was instantly taken aback, when he saw the neatly arranged desks, each with their own phone, computer and headset.  There were ten desks in total and Chuck was wondering if he could enslave...hire his sons and their friends to work for his company?

A few phone  calls were made and soon he had Gabriel, Lucifer, Michael, Balthezar, Meg, Charlie, Benny, Crowley and Dean as Customer Service Representatives. Ash would be his go to IT guy.

As the newly hired employees came into the office, Chuck had them all gather around him. He said, "Repeat after me...as an employee Of Divine Customer Service, LLC. I promise to follow the guidelines...blah  blah blah....and be over 18. I solomly swear this on my life." Everyone kinda mumbled the pledge. Chuck said, "You're officially hired! Now answer those phones!"

All of a sudden, the sound of a phone could  be heard throughout the office. Everyone looked around to see whose phone was ringing. Dean said, "Oh that's me!" Dean put on his headphones and pulled the script that he was to follow in front of him. "Hello, For Your Pleasure, where we take your pleasure very seriously. "This is Dean speaking. How may I help you?" All he heard was heavy breathing on the other end. "Very funny!" said Dean. "Where's your mother or father?" He heard a click on the line. The heavy breather hung up. "Stupid kids! How did they  get this number or even know about it?," Dean said exasperately. "And seriously Chuck? We take your pleasure very seriously? What kind of bullshit is that?" Chuck just laughed.

The day went by slowly, with only a few serious inquiries about the products. There were a few wrong numbers, but no more prank calls at  least.

Just as they were about to go  home for the  day, Dean got another call. "Hello, For Your Pleasure, where we take your pleasure very seriously. This is Dean. How may I help you?" Dean rolled his eyes. He stopped suddenly and sat straighter in his chair, when he heard the panic in the person's voice on the other end.

"Hello Dean. I seem to have gotten one of your products 'stuck' on my body. I can't get it off." The deep gravely voice sent the blood rushing to Dean's member. Dean shook his head, clearing his mind. He had to help this person. They sounded desperate. "Um..what is stuck and where is it stuck?" At least they didn't say "in their body." 

"I was trying on a cock ring, that someone bought me. I think it's the wrong size because I got it under my testicles, but now I can't squeeze them back out. Please help me! I think they're starting to turn purple."

Dean tells the caller, "Ok, what you're going to do is soak your testicles in cold water for about 2 minutes. I'll wait while you do that ok?"

"Ok.." 

Dean hears water running and a deep intake of breath from the other person. 

"Oooh that's cold!"

"Hold it for about 2 minutes if you can," Dean repeats. After about 2 minutes, Dean asks, "Did it come off?"

"No, but it loosened a bit," the deep sexy voice said.

"Ok...so that didn't work," Dean said defeatedly. "Do you have some kind of oil?"

"Of course I have oil! Men need it for anal sex you know."

Dean of course knew this being bi-sexual and all. "So now...you're going to take the oil and coat your..um..testicles. Try to get underneath the ring."

Dean heard the bottle squirting and then moaning coming from this deep voiced sex god. He almost forgot why the man was on the phone with him. He quickly adjusted himself under the desk and hoped no one saw.

"I think I almost got it! Just a little more!"

Dean was a little relieved at this news. "Try adding soap now to wash the oil off and make it even more slippery. Then, you're going to rinse with cold water again."

"Ok...here goes nothing." This time he heard squish, squish as soap was being rubbed on the caller's dick. It was almost too much for Dean. He hoped this issue would be resolved soon or he would have a painful erection to deal with in the employee bathroom. That would be so embarrasing!

"Ok, now try twisting the ring while pushing your testicles through it."

All Dean heard was grunting in the most erotic way. A trip to the bathroom would be necessary after all. Damn this caller! Why did he have to get Dean so worked up? More grunting and then...

"Got it! Thank Chuck!"

Dean said," If that didn't work, I would have recommended going to the hospital."

"Well, I'm lucky I had such a competent person looking out for my pleasure."

"You're welcome," Dean said happily. "By the way...may I take at least your first name to document the call?"

"Sure...it's Castiel. I'll even give you my last name. Novak.  Thank you again Dean!"

"Goodbye Castiel. And thank you for choosing For My Pleasure."

"Goodbye Dean."

As Dean hung up, everyone in the office was staring at him. All of a sudden, there was loud applause throughout the office! 

"Way to go Dean!" was shouted out from multiple people.

Dean embarrassed, made his way to the bathroom to relieve some of that pressure. While cumming, the name Castiel raced through his mind.