A Witch!

✧˖° The Legend of the Gobblewonker

Edited//
[name] Pov

I'm working as always, cleaning the office and all the trinkets, crystals, beads.. and other 'fortune telling' stuff you name it.
Just as I was minding my business, zoned out, cleaning, some customer walked trough the door and startled me. I almost dropped my crystal ball.
"Ah! This crystal ball cost me a lot of snails you know-" I turn around to see who?

STANL̶E̶Y̶ FORD PINES

"Me and the kids are going on a 'Family Fun Day' and since you're my best friend I thought you could tag along!" Stan explained.

"Uhh... sure.. let me just change into something more.. acceptable." I look down on my fancy 'fortune teller' outfit. "I'll be here in a minute. You can go to your car."

After I changed I got to Stan's car, which was parked outside my door. I sat on the passenger seat but the kids were wearing blindfolds for some reason.
Stan's driving was very... let's say not good. He was swerving and bumping into things. I was holding onto the car's door and my sear belt. It seems that Dipper noticed that too and asked.
"Grunkle Stan are you also wearing a blindfold?"
"Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be." The old man snickered. "What is that a woodpecker?" He squinted his eyes and we crashed through a fence near the road.
"Ok ok Stan.. how about I drive us to wherever we're going and you just give me directions?" I suggested while Stan was still swering.
"No use hon, we're almost there anyway."

We arrived at our destination, in one piece and Stan pulled out some fishing rods and fishing hats with some hooks stick inside them.
"Ok you can remove your blindfolds." So the kids did and saw the sign above the grey haired's head 'fishing season opening day'
"Fishing?" Mabel questioned. "What are you planing old man." Dipper pointed at him.
"You're gonna love it! The whole town's here" He pointed to the lake where the kids saw Lazy Susan, officer Blubs and deputy Durrland, toby determined and the lumberjacks, who were punching fish...

"Ughhh...." I said as I nauseously got out the car. I leaned on the car door. Trying not to throw up. "I'm gonna just be here.." I trailed off.. Stan should never get a palisman! You know I was on the flyer derby team in heigh school but that is not even close to Stan's driving.

Third person Pov

"Grunkle Stan why do you all of the sudden want to fish with us?" Dipper wasn't convinced that their Grunkle wanted to spend time with them.
"Aw cmon, I've never had fishing buddies before! The guys from the lodge wont go with me cuz they dont 'like or trust me'" Stan quoted them.
Mabel turned to Dipper. "I think he actually wants to fish with us."

"Hey i know what will cheer your sad sacks up!" Stan pulled out the fishing hats and put them on their heads. "Pines family fishing hats! And I made one for [name] as well.." He muttered the last part.
The hats had hand stitched letters on them but some were upside down and others weren't hanging since they weren't stitched well.
"Tha-That's hand stitching you know!" Mable's letter L fell off.
"It's just gonna me be you, me, [name] and those goofy hats on a boat for 10 hours!" Stan said excitedly. "10 hours..." Dipper deflated.
"I brought the joke book!" Stan held up a book named '100 yuk'em ups! Uncle approved!'.
"Ok i feel better what did i miss :3" [name] walked next to them. He got his hat handed to him too.

[name] was getting the rest of the fishing equipment from the car when the town's old man came running.

"I've seen it! Ive seen it again!!" Old man McGucket shouted and ran around shoving everything he saw.
"The Gravity Falls Gobblewonker! Come before it scrapdoodles away!" He started.. dancing??