A Witch!

✧˖°The Hand that rocks The Mabel

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[name] Pov

I was reading a customers future with my tarot cards. "You...., uh... you will have something spicy for dinner..." I said as I was looking at the cards in-front of me. 'The sun' 'Strength' and a card from hexes hold'em. (Also i cant do tarot card readings plz im sorry)

"Ou... I was planing on tacos for tonight's dinner.. Maybe I should re-think.." The guy said. "No no! Definitely not! That could change your fate for ever!!!" I screamed dramatically.
"Oh... well I don't want that to happen.."
"Good." I stretched out my hand. "Now." I made a grabby hand motion.
"Oh right of course." The customer dug in his pockets pulling out 20 dollars.
"Twenty dollars?!" I looked at my hand and looked at the sign on my wall next to me. 'Future reading : 30$ and above.' "I hope that taco is extra hot..." I muttered under my breath. "You will never leave your toilet again!!! EVER!!!!" I screamed at them as I shoved them out the door.

After that flop I sat on my couch and turned on the tv. Just then an as came on.
"Are you completely miserable?" A person asked in the tv. A crying man replied. "Yes. :,(" "Then you need to meed Gideon!!" "Uhuh.." I said getting up from the couch going over and scanning the fridge. "He's a paychic.... So don't waste your time with so called... fortune tellers and learn your real future!" The man in the tv said.

"WHAT!!" I dropped the eggs I was holding for my omelette, poor eggs :(. "Oh noo.. No! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'SO CALLED' FORTUNE TELLER!" I shouted at my tv.
"Learn about tomorrow tonight! At Gideon's tent of telepathy!" Then another ad came on.

I hurriedly cleaned the eggs and wiped the floor and for the first time in a while I called Stan.

"STAN!! DID YOU HEAR THAT THING THAT WAS ON THE TV!!" I shouted. "Oh wow, sorry for being so loud." I lowered my voice and started to get ready to head over to the shack. "That little jerk Gideon is smearing my name on tv!" I pulled down my shirt. "I mean did you hear what he said! 'Learn your real future.' I'm 100% sure that guy will still have tacos for dinner." I grabbed my staff.

"Uh, sweetheart, I think you're overreacting, I mean how bad could he be." Stan tried to reassured me.
"I'm gonna talk more at the shack, I'll be there in 5 minutes." I spoke and hung up.

At the mystery shack I opened the door to hear Stan explaining to the kids and Soos why we hate Gideon so much, and how he forbids them from going to the tent of telepathy.

"STAN!! I'm here!!" I exclaimed. "Did you hear that guy! What nonsense he was speaking!" I turned to the twins. "Do you guys think that I, me, THE GREAT [name] CLAWTHORNE, cannot read someone's future!" I kept shouting and walking around in circles. It was madness! "I'm pretty sure you can do all sort of magical things Mx [name]." Soos answered making a finger gun.
"Thank you Soos."

"We gotta check this Gideon guy out." Dipper whispered to Mabel. "He could really jeopardise Mx [name]'s business." "Yeah... And I'm also curious about this guy.." Mabel put her hand under her chin in a thinking way(?).

Third person pov 

Later, Dipper, Mabel and Soos went to Gideon's 'tent of telepathy' to check him out.
"Wow, this is like a bizarre version of the mystery shack.." Dipper looked around the tent. "They even got their own Soos." He pointed to a handy man with the same body type as the one mentioned just with a bit longer hair. Soos narrowed his eyes at him.

The lights came off slowly and projectors pointed to the stage. " It's starting!!" Mabel nudged her brother. "Let's see what the monster looks like." He crossed his arms.

On the stage appeared a little child with tall white fluffy hair. He was dressed in a blue suit, had a turquoise amulet on and a little USA flag pin on the side.
"Bello America! My name is Lil' Gideon." He said with a heavy Texas accent and clapped his hands and doves flew out of his hair, the audience clapped.