Morley-davis

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by Skibidimorley

by Skibidimorley

At first he was a bit skeptical of joining the military , you know with death and that. But after a lot of convincing , persuasion and consideration he decided to do it anyway. He went by the name of Private Morley-Davis or Private Morley for short.

The military was not kind to him. Countless times he had been shocked , slashes , pricked and stabbed but nothing compared to the pain of the next challenge that he had to face. You see , walking across a mine field without activating the mines was a crucial skill needed as you'd endanger your own life as well as others' lives if you activated one. Instead of using replica mines they used real ones , which lead to the death of Morley's entire platoon. Truly an arrogant and stupid move on behalf of Sargeant Swift (The leader of that particular platoon)

Morley was the only survivor , he was promoted to Lance Corporal Morley as a congratulations but no promotion could ever bring back the friends that died in front of him. It didn't matter now. He was moved to a new platoon under the command of Captain Metcalf. Obese to say the least. After being promoted to captain he really let himself go, oh well. Morley couldn't keep up with anyone. he was slow , weak and brittle. He was sent away before the first battle and was deemed useless.

In his anger he went home and decided to destroy that platoon who had wronged him. just how will he manage it though? before he could even think his land lord knocked on his door and he answered

"Rent's due"

"I don't have it , im sorry"

"you're evicted, I've had enough of you being late"

"What -? No!"

"Get. Out"

Out of spite Morley kicked the pipes connected to the rain gutter and they collapsed. so he took the parts and ran

He ran to his Nan's house and pieced the parts together into a pipe about the length of a machine gun. , Initially he thought there was no use to this until he had a thought . He looked at the fridge , then at the box of pens on his Nan's desk and he pieced his plan together

He'd taken about 30 springs from the pens and loaded them into the pipe and he took a high fat Greek style yoghurt out of the fridge and placed it against the springs. , He took his Nan's lights switch off the wall and connected it to the springs , so that they'd spring out and launch the yoghurt upon the switch being activated. His plan was in motion and he headed back to his old platoon

He called it the yoghurt cannon and aimed it at Captain Metcalf's head. He flipped the switch and the yoghurt pot launched at him , then exploded with a huge BOOM sound , Captain Metcalf was killed instantly.

Morley was promoted to Colour Sargeant for his invention and it was made thousands of times to use against the Russians , it was successful and won the Brits the war . For his bravery and inventing skills Morley was promoted straight to Field Marshall (the highest military rank) and forever lived as the most honourable man ever.

THE END