Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
rob a bank
Your rich why else would i ask you 🙄
Oh 😞
I thought it was because you finally realized how amazing i am 😢
Ew gross 🤮
i'll come in 5 mins 🏃💨
YAYY ❗
I gently threw my phone on my bed, and rolled down, landing on a white carpet and almost squishing my cat, Miyo. (FROM A WHISKER AWAY THAT MOVIE WAS SO GOOD)
"mEOWeWWw" she meowed
"sorry, sorry." i replied. Miyo was content with my answer and started licking herself. "really miyo, right in front of my salad" i 😕ed
the cat paid no attention and continued her bath.
after two minutes of checking pinterest notifications, i decided maybe you should change out of the llama llama red pajama pants. "sorry miyo, no looky looky," i said as i kicked her out.
I changed into a t shirt and jeans (kinda like this but you can imagine any shirt)
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
As I was about to find a jacket to go with it, the doorbell rang. How inconvenient 🙃
Miyo got there before I did, and attempted to unlock the door but she was too short 😝
"Kuroo !!" I gasped, "I had no idea you would be dropping by today!"
"Well, I was in the area, m'lady, and decided to visit my dearest friend," he replied britshly 🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
"How kind of you ☺️☺️ okletsgo"
"Imagine being American could never be me"
"I'll have you know I am a proud caw caw motherfucker and I don't know what a kilometer is ‼️🗣️🔥🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸" *heehees in Indian American 🤠🤠*
"Ew never mind I'm leaving you"
"JEREMY HOW COULD YOU BREAK UP WITH ME? WE WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED"
(fortune teller y/n???🤨🤨 🤧😬/j/srs/j)
"I'M SORRY! I HAVE MY HEART SET ON ANOTHER!!"
*insert that one panel of Tanaka*
"It's probably kenma," I said as we walked to the place I was craving food from
"what"
"Seriously.?" I 🤨ed "literally everyone thinks you guys are gay"
"So close !! I'm actually pan!! 🥶🥶 alsopleasestopusinglitreallylikethatthatsnotwhatitmeans"
"oh Kuroo guess what!"
"what"
"deez nuts oh we're here"
I pulled him into a small cafe
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"what is this place?" kuroo asked
"a cafe" i 🙃ed
he stared at me like 😐
"i found it last week and i really wanted to go but i didnt have money and the taro boba is so good you need to try it but i really like (favorite flavor) and yeah order that for me and you should try the taro one"
"ok she'll have the (favorite flavor) one and i'll have the blueberry one" kuroo told the cashier
"coming right up"
we sat at on of those booth thingies near the window and looked outside, admiring the scenery
(at least you were. kuroo had his eye on some different scenery😌😏)
"oh shit its gonna rain" i gr (m) oaned
"oya?" he oyed
"oh our orders are reedy"
"*ready"
"what"
kuroo got up and got the bobas
he also took a sip of yours 🙂🔪
HEYOO HOPE YOU LIKE THIS !
(im sorry i have the humor of a middle school boy 😭😭😭)
