Random Stuff That Actually Happened to Me

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TW: I can't really give one without spoiling but if your extremely sensitive, I'd skip. I go into zero details, however. ALSO VOMIT BUT NO DETAILS.

I AM ALLOWED TO MAKE JOKES. THIS SHIT HAPPENED TO ME. NO PARTICULAR ORDER.

1. Child abuse 😍

2. Car crash that almost killed one of the passengers. 🚗👨‍🦯

3. My sibling almost died due to infection. <3

4. I got slapped in school in fifth grade. (mild tbh–)

5. I found out that I have a half sibling when I was thirteen. :O

6. I was diagnosed with depression and anxiety :( cowabummer

7. I went to the ER because I vomited the entire contents of my stomach :p

8. I got sexually harassed (verbally) and my then school told me to suck it 🤭

9. ER because I threw up the entire contents of my stomach pt 2 (different time and reason.)

10. Diagnosed with AuDHD ;)

11. Almost got kidnapped, police did nothing. :|

12. One of my previous dogs ate an expanding water toy and died.

13. Another one got bit by a snake and died

14. Finally, one dog was kidnapped and then we found him a decade later roaming the streets. .-.

15. I had a fish who cannibalized my other fish. I was like seven.

16. My second grade teacher would verbally abuse us. . .

17. My therapist up and left for no reason, didn't tell me why.

18. I had a goddamn seizure in between the first update and now. 💀

19. I chipped my tooth on a Girl Scout cookie.

20. I suddenly became lactose intolerant over two months.

21. My sister's boyfriend's name is a slur. (It's not his legal name, but all of his friends call him it.) -_-

That's all I can think of! 

TL;DR Fanfic author curse is real