TW: I can't really give one without spoiling but if your extremely sensitive, I'd skip. I go into zero details, however. ALSO VOMIT BUT NO DETAILS.
I AM ALLOWED TO MAKE JOKES. THIS SHIT HAPPENED TO ME. NO PARTICULAR ORDER.
1. Child abuse 😍
2. Car crash that almost killed one of the passengers. 🚗👨🦯
3. My sibling almost died due to infection. <3
4. I got slapped in school in fifth grade. (mild tbh–)
5. I found out that I have a half sibling when I was thirteen. :O
6. I was diagnosed with depression and anxiety :( cowabummer
7. I went to the ER because I vomited the entire contents of my stomach :p
8. I got sexually harassed (verbally) and my then school told me to suck it 🤭
9. ER because I threw up the entire contents of my stomach pt 2 (different time and reason.)
10. Diagnosed with AuDHD ;)
11. Almost got kidnapped, police did nothing. :|
12. One of my previous dogs ate an expanding water toy and died.
13. Another one got bit by a snake and died
14. Finally, one dog was kidnapped and then we found him a decade later roaming the streets. .-.
15. I had a fish who cannibalized my other fish. I was like seven.
16. My second grade teacher would verbally abuse us. . .
17. My therapist up and left for no reason, didn't tell me why.
18. I had a goddamn seizure in between the first update and now. 💀
19. I chipped my tooth on a Girl Scout cookie.
20. I suddenly became lactose intolerant over two months.
21. My sister's boyfriend's name is a slur. (It's not his legal name, but all of his friends call him it.) -_-
That's all I can think of!
TL;DR Fanfic author curse is real
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Random Stuff That Actually Happened to Me
No FicciónJust a list. I might add actual stories if someone reads this. 🤷♂️