Feel free to @ me if you're in need of cheese or holy water
(I'm on Ao3 as NonnauticalShips)
Cheezus/ Walmart Jesus
He/him
Trans. (i went through the whole pipeline)
Aromantic 💚🤍🖤
🐍Slytherin 🐍
Fandoms/Ships:
Marvel ❤/ no ships really
DC 🦇/ SuperBat & Halbarry
Hamilton/ historical Lams
Harry Potter/ Wolfstar
Historical shit idek
Encanto
If u made it this far thank you that concludes my TED Talk!
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Stories by Ye Olde Holy Cheese
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![The Commandments of Cheezus by The_Official_Cheezus](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/345624000-288-k243945.jpg)
The Commandments of Cheezus
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Things me or my friend has said out of context. (i'm sorry i was gone.)
![A Crack Fic About My Driving Instructors by The_Official_Cheezus](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/367300099-288-k384339.jpg)
A Crack Fic About My Driving Instr...
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This is based upon the fact that in class one of them said, "You know who's your daddy," and the ot...
![God Has Forsaken Us, So We Forsake Him by The_Official_Cheezus](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/362476123-288-k421173.jpg)
God Has Forsaken Us, So We Forsake...
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A flash fiction piece with metaphors for cannibalism and god.
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