Everyones Obsessed*

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(I would have made this a full book but I'm just a girl (said by a boy...))
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The Art of Getting Weed (underage)

     1. The Basic's
A. Common Terminology
I. Slang & Alternative Names for Weed
-Weed: The most common slang term for cannabis.
-Pot: Another widely used term for cannabis.
-Marijuana: A formal term often used in legal or medical contexts.
-Ganja: Derived from Hindi, commonly used in Rastafarian culture.
-Herb: Refers to cannabis, often when talking about its natural or plant-like qualities.
-Grass: A casual slang term used for weed.
Dear diary, It's been 364 days tomorrow's my birthday, next month is Luna's. I don't think im escaping ever. That mans name starts with a J and His middle or last name is O. If you find this I, was is next window show. God fucked me good, was it because I was a bad child, GOD? If you make him upset we wont talk for a month, if you do too good you go to down, I HATE GOING DOWNSTAIRS, there's spiders, my vent mate Sadie was my early birthday present show, WHERE THE FUCK AM I, why am i in a circle room, The room its a circle, there's no doors, i just woke up in this room, and when i go down he fills the room with some gas that makes us sleep, I think he fucking rapes us sometimes when we're asleep too. The circle is split into 3 rooms. Room A, room b, and the show room. Room A is For his FUCKING DAUGHTER, at least I don't die or maybe room an and b switches and his new daughter is fucking Luna and I DIE.
FUCK I MISS WEED SO MUCH JUST EVEN A HIT OF A VAPE, I FEEL LIKE I CAN STILL TASTE THE WEED OR TOBACCO IS I LICK MY GUMS HARD ENOUGH, I STILL FEEL LIKE IM CRAVING IT SO MUCH, I really fucking miss not having wet socks, at lease there grippy mental hospital socks, grade p, quite hard to find now I wonder where he gets his stuff.
-Bud: Refers to the flower of the cannabis plant, often used in place of "weed."
-Dope: A slang term used in the past, though it can also refer to other drugs.
-Reefer: An older slang term, popular in the early 20th century.
-Mary Jane: A playful term derived from the name "Marijuana."
-Chronic: Slang for high-quality or potent cannabis.
-Kush: Originally from a strain of weed from the Hindu Kush mountains, now often used as slang for strong cannabis.
-Tree: A slang term for weed, often used in hip-hop culture.
-Flower: The more formal or modern term for the smokable part of the cannabis plant.

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II. Plant Terms
-Bud: The flower of the cannabis plant.
-Nug: A smaller piece of high-quality cannabis bud.
-Strain: The specific variety of cannabis.
-THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol): The psychoactive compound responsible for the "high."
-CBD (Cannabidiol): A non-psychoactive compound known for its medical effects.

III. Quantity Terms
-Gram: The basic unit of cannabis measurements.
-Ounce: A common measurement for buying cannabis (1 ounce = 28 grams)
-Eight: A smaller measurement of cannabis (1/8 ounce = 3.5 grams)
IV. Consumption Methods & Tools
-Joint: A cannabis cigarette rolled with paper.
-Blunt: A cannabis cigar, rolled in a tobacco leaf.
-Pipe: A small handheld device used for smoking cannabis.
-Bong: A water-filtration device used for smoking cannabis.
HI I'm J.O. Your father now if your reading this then you've been a bad child and I see you and you need a week down and then you'll be a good good obedient child for me and watch my amazing plays and remember im not going to kill you your just going to the farm upstairs way upstairs with all of your OTHER family
-Bowl: The part of a pipe or bong where the cannabis is placed for smoking.
-Dab: A concentrated form of cannabis, often consumed with a rig or vaporizer.
-Grinder: A tool used to break cannabis buds into smaller pieces.
-Edibles: Cannabis-infused food or drink products.
-Tincture: A liquid cannabis extract, taken orally or sublingually.