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fake bf 🙄
so i was thinking that...
my vivi 💕 you're capable of thinking??
fake bf 🙄 mi amor, you wound me! i'll let you know that i'm a very intellectual man
my vivi 💕 that's a shocker
fake bf 🙄 anyways, before i was very rudely interrupted i wanted to ask if you wanna come to my football game tomorrow
fake bf 🙄 it's a home game so it's at our camp nou stadium and i also thought that it'd be a good opportunity for the cameras to catch glimpses of you in the stadium so that it'll raise the anticipation about our relationship
fake bf 🙄 so...what do you say? are you free tomorrow?
my vivi 💕 yeah, that works fine for me but how does this work like will you come to pick me up or will you send me passes and i just dip there with my manager?
fake bf 🙄 i'm genuinely offended that you'd think that i would just send you tickets to come with your manager
fake bf 🙄 ofc i'll come to pick you up, corazón
my vivi 💕 but like isn't there some rule that players have to arrive early or with the team or smth like that???
fake bf 🙄 my coach loves me i'm pretty sure that if i ask him if i can be exempted for that rule for just one day he'll agree
