cringe y/n story (SATIRE)))

chapter 1: y/ns horrible life...

"Dear diary....."

My name is Y/N. I hate my life. 

I woke up and threw my long brown hair into a messy bun. Other girls would usually leave it down. I'm not like other girls, you see. I hate the color pink. 

I looked in this mirror this morning and sighed as my coral blue #5 shade orbs glistened in the sunlight. I put on a black oversized hoodie, which would normal fit just fine on other girls, but since in 3'2 and weigh 16 pounds, I guess you could say it's pretty big on me..

I decided to wear no pants and let my bare coochie hang out. Other girls wouldn't do that.

I walked downstairs and saw my mom.

"H-hi mom..." I said, cowering because she's absuive.

"Hi sweetie! I made you some pancakes since it's your first day at your new school!" She said.

I fucking hate her. 

Tears formed in my eyes. "N-no thanks..." I said. I have a stutter because I got into a car crash (which killed my dad, the only person I ever loved) and I was so small and petite that my head injury caused a stutter.

"Okay! Can you just help with these last few dishes before you go?" My mom nagged.

"I HATE YOU!" I said before running out of the house and to the bus stop.

Sometimes, I think I should just run away....

authors note:

hiii!! this is my first book and its all a joke so. idk i hope you guys find it funny or cringe. thx for reading :)