(A man appears out of nowhere)
Greetings people of Wattpad. I am Yujiro Hanma, the 8th Booty Warrior.
The tales you are about to read are true accounts of the work of the Booty Warriors. We punish those who have committed great acts of evil. Some of us you may be familiar with such as myself, Goofy, Alucard, Kratos, Shrek, Deadpool and Gojo.
However, you will also see the tales of some of the newer additions to our ranks, both of them showing great promise and dedication to punishing the booties of those who commit evil deeds.
Shrek:Oh come on, Hanma! Let's let the good people actually read it rather than you boring them with your raspy voice.
Hanma:.....You always have to shit talk, don't you?
Kratos:(laughs) I can't wait to see how the new blood does. Especially after the initial Booty Madness. I love seeing new recruits go through that.
Gojo:Wasn't a problem for me.
Deadpool:You were humping everything that moved!
Alucard: Enough. Let's get on with this already. I got a date with Mia Khalifa and Marilyn Monroe.
Hanma:The shit I have to put up with, I swear.....
YOU ARE READING
The Booty Warriors(One Shot Book)
FanfictionLegend tells of beings far above even the Gods themselves. Before existence itself....there was the Booty Warriors. If you have committed acts of evil, they will find you.
