(One Night in Gotham City, we join the hottest clown lady to ever exist: Harley Quinn.)
"What a night! Mr J is gonna be so happy with all the cash I managed to swipe! And the cops couldn't even stop us." Harley exclaimed happily until....
"Ms...Ms Harley! We got a big problem! Some guy has caught up to us! He's already taken out most of the crew and he's coming for you!!!" One of Harley's henchmen said before collapsing to the ground.
"It's B-Man, ain't it? I'm ready for him!!!" Harley said, prepping her hammer. But little did she know that it wasn't Batman....
"Oh no. I'm not Batman. But I got a bat of my own." The voice of the 9th Booty Warrior Steven Universe said as Harley saw him!
"Who are you?!? And what'd you do to my bozos, ya creep?!?" Harley yelled.
"They were pretty weak. Not even worth even 1% of my power. Besides, I'm here for that Clussy. You like pie, Harley? Well I got a nice creampie for you...(Licks lips with loud slurping noises)" Steven said as Harley swung her hammer...
Only for it to simply bounce off of Steven!
"Wha?!! What the?!? Why ain't my hammer doing anything?!?" She exclaimed.
"Booty Warrior Aura. Now toot that bakery up!" Steven said as Harley ran for it!
(Flash!!!)
"You're not going anywhere but in between them sheets." Steven said as he teleported right in front of Harley!
"You're not gonna sit there and treat me like I'm some..!!! (Gags as Steven now has his hand on her throat)"
"How can you not expect me to fill that booty with my whipped cream? Got those sweet lips for wrapping around my meat, got that nice bubble booty for me to clap while I grip onto those pigtails like handlebars." Steven said.
"(Chokingly) It don't matter because Mr J will come for me----" Harley began to say.
"Oh no. You must not have heard about what my fellow Booty Warrior Yujiro did to the Joker? He not only gave up his life of crime, but has gone completely sane. He's now a farmer in a nice little country area outside of Gotham City. Yujiro gave him that life changing meat." Steven explained.
"No! Nooooo! Not my Mr J! Now what'll I do with my life?!?" Harley wailed.
"Oh don't worry. After I'm done with you, you'll have a whole new outlook on life. But for now? That ass is looking like a cake. And it's time to put on the frosting. Now toot it up." Steven said.
The sound of Harley's cheeks being clapped rang throughout Gotham City.
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The Booty Warriors(One Shot Book)
FanfictionLegend tells of beings far above even the Gods themselves. Before existence itself....there was the Booty Warriors. If you have committed acts of evil, they will find you.
