The Booty Warriors(One Shot Book)

Steven and Juri

(After recent events, we find Steven and Juri in a different timeline/universe enjoying some pizza)

"I really gotta wonder what's been going on with the others. They gave us some free time but it's odd..." Steven said.

"You heard them: There was a big meeting that us rookies aren't allowed to attend yet. Besides, it's a perfect way for us to just kick back after clapping some cheeks. Speaking of which, what's been going on with you in that department? Who's been your most notable pair of cheeks?" Juri asked.

"Definitely Harley Quinn. After telling her what became of the Joker, I filled that bakery with cream. I mean, she does like creampies, so why not?" Steven chuckled.

"Heh. Well I can't say my pair was as interesting but it was some evil bitch who thought she could treat her daughter like an experiment. Well I conducted my own experiment: How far can that ass stretch and how far the sound of clapping cheeks travel." Juri laughed as Steven laughed as well.

"Nice! I'd say that's...." Steven began to say until they both felt a great power enter the area. Soon a voice called out:

"Booty!"

At that moment, Steven and Juri took a knee as they were now in the presence of none other than the Booty Buddha himself, Fleece Johnson.

"Steven Universe and Juri Han. First off: Let me congratulate you both on your recent successful missions since joining the warriors. I am here to inform you of the recent meeting that we had. You may have heard a rumor, but it involved Kratos. And long story short: He's been demoted to the rank of Booty Bandit due to him clapping the cheeks of an innocent. However, Yujiro is assisting him in his rehabilitation, which means that you, Steven, will be training under the other warriors personally. Treat them with the same respect as you would Yujiro or Kratos."

"Yes, I will." Steven replied.

"And you, Juri Han: Continue your training under Rumi. Both of you keep up the good work." Fleece said as he warped away.

"Well. Things are about to get even more interesting around here. Wanna grab another slice for the road?" Steven asked as Juri chuckled.

And after grabbing one last slice of pizza, the two warped away.