Why does this happen to me

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(Æ -lilbean24x)

(Æ -xoalotl)

[Remote pov]

Huh. That girl's weird. I don't like the way she looked at me as I walked off; plus, why does she dress up like in a school uniform- like, we don't even have one. Guess I could go yap to Tree about it. He would probably be happy that I go here too...

Remote: hey Tree!

Turns around slowly

Tree: Huuuh- Oh hey.

Remote: Welcome back :D

Tree: I don't wanna be here. I wanna die.

Remote: okay

Tree: Just... okay?

Remote: yeah. And?

Tree: blinks violently      

.....Sooooo what do you want?

Remote: Anyways, see that lavender-ish skirted girl in black n lavender over there? I'm ninety nine point nine nine nine percent sure that she is a lesbian. I'm also ninety nine point nine nine nine percent sure she has a crush on me

Tree: What?.!,.?????!!!??????

Remote: yeah.

Tree: ......uhm..... am I meant to be heroic and do somthing about this right now or-

Remote: No. I'm just telling you.

Tree: useless.

Insert bell ring here :p

Tree: okay whatever byeeeeeeeee-

[Liy pov]

Ah. I guess the chaos has started... My parents told me that this high school has dorms already. Prob sent me here cuz they don't love me. Eh. Guessing there will be a as-

ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL OF YOU ASSES GO TO THE GYM  >:0 ASSEMBLE OR TREMBLE-

yep....knew it.


I start to make my way to wherever the fuck the gym is, hoping not to get into another awkward situation on the first day- wholy shit... That's a lot of students- I guess I'll just sit down or something.... Ended up having to sit next to that girl- or who I think is a girl- that robotic sounding girl was talking to a few minutes ago... eh. Whatever.. guess I could try to be friends with them!

Liy: uhm... So uh...how's this first day been for you?

....She just... kinda stared at me. Said nothing-

Tree: ...

Liy: uh.. are you gonna answer my question or no-

Tree: I guess so. It's been fine.

Fuck  I misgendered the person the whole time. That's bad. Really bad.

Liy: So, uh, my name's Liy- what's yours?

Tree: looks at Liy skeptically * Uhm......... Tree?

Liy: T-That's nice. I guess.

Tree: looks downwards in the complete opposite direction of Liy

Liy: so-


Four: HI STUDENTS OF SOON TO BE ANOTHER BORING FOUR YEARS- I'm Four and not your principal :D- BUT will be doing this anyways. YEAH. Just saying we'll be picking dorms today lol that's it. Go leave for classes n stuff. I'm making it rain paper schedules now. 

Literally just throws all the schedules onto the floor and leaves



Well. That's was interesting. Guess I'll just- oh. I mean, math first isn't that bad. OH? It's math with that "Four" guy who just announced everything.... Oh well. How bad can these next four years even be?


(465 words) 

(Author's note- lilbean24x- I wrote most of this stupid stuff. Sorry for it being short af I'll write two chapters on Saturdays n Sundays if I can)

(Author's note- xoalotl- he didn't say anything)



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