Invader zim stories - untold secrets

Theory: Gir is actually a monstrous eater

No one has really gone into this. But Gir is actually more dangerous than we think. He destroys multiple houses just to get a taco. And in enter the florpus. Zim says Gir eats a baby. Isn't this not horrifying to you? No of course not. Why? Cause it's portrayed as humorous. But no one knows the true hidden details and secrets. Gir will eat anything he gets his hands on. And you know what's worse? That he's too dumb to realize his mistakes. So he doesn't know that it's wrong.

TW: robot eating living things, blood mentions.

Master brought in a lovely feast today. Very lively and a good bunch. It all started when I was born. I look behind me to see a garbage can. Is that where I came from? Master wouldn't tell. Master is on a mission. To destroy the earth! And hurt all the humans! I love the humans so much! So much! Like food! I love food! Anything is food! We landed on earth a year ago. To hide in our house. My costume is a dog, a mongoose dog! I am very Green! And my favorite food is tacos! My name is gir! I don't know what the G stands for.. don't tell me!

I hide among the humans and I go outside and play with the humans! The humans are my friends! I love them so very much. They are so full of life. Full of meat inside them. My body is full of oil. And some food I stuff inside like my legs. Or my head. Master is always mad at me. But I think it's cause he loves me soo much! He looks like a real human! Just without the meat. I love meat! I love to eat things! Master zim says I shouldn't eat too much. But I can't help it! I love it so much!

So he was very surprised when he saw me in the front yard. Everyone was starin at me! Like I was from the zoo! I was a monkey! Or an elephant! Looking through the glass. Eating a fresh bowl of meat! It looks so yummy. Like a tasty taco or waffle! It was so small. So helpless outside. Crawling on his little legs. So plump and chubby on the cheeks. He cried and cried. I looked down to see his body. Teared apart.

"What happened to the chubby...?"

Zim opens the door, wonderin on what the confusion and starin was. He saw me, eyes open wide.

"... GIR! Get over here!"

Did I do something wrong? The blood was on my hands. He looked so plump. Like a tasty hotdog. The little dog inside his tummy. Like I needed to rip it out to taste it.

"Something's wrong with the baby!"

I cry out. Zim looks at me in horror. Why is Master scared? Why is everyone screaming and crying? It's just a baby?

"Hi baby!"

"Gir! Get back in the house! Immediately!"

The baby. His tummy is ripped up. I can see the intestines inside. All the red blood and gushy stuff falling out.

I kept eating. I wanted to taste it all plumpy. Some of it wouldn't fit in my mouth. I threw up some of the baby's body. I can hear him crying in my head. This isn't what I wanted to do. I'm so sorry. I was just hungry.

"That dog ate a BABY!"

Everyone was crying and screaming. And I don't know why. Was it cause I ate the baby? He looked so tasty. Why wont it fit inside? I hold my mouth as the body parts and intestines fall out.

Blood falling from my body. Like water. The blood on my robotic hands. Why wont he stop crying. Stop crying baby..

"Baby! Stop crying!"

Don't you cry baby.. it's okay! Your in my tummy now! I cry. But he won't say anything. His cries are stuck in my head. I wont stop crying. He won't stop crying. What have I done...?

"Baby? Are you okay?" I hold the body as I accidentally drop it and he flops to the ground. I can hear another scream. There's a crowd watching me. Is it all the neighbors. Even the kid came to watch the show. The little big headed boy. He looks at me in disgust and fear, as he stares at zim. I can see him running to him. They are arguing now. Zim throwing insults back. What happened. What happened to the baby? Is he going to be okay?

Is this my fault? I'm sorry. I was just so hungry.
So very hungry.