warning: not proofread (will edit if i notice big mistakes) , fluff, megumi is a flirt, minors drinkin' alcohol
🔮 — i use little to no caps they piss me off sorry, also this is my first fic so sorry if is cringe :'D
jujutsu high was having its usual routine until today, well, atleast for the first year trio and the new student, y/n. gojo decided to make them have a 2 week break after they defeated two special grades but as always— gojo gives these notices last minute so the students were left in the dust. now here we are, them sitting in the living room of the dorm with nothing to do.
"is on sight gojo satoru what the fuck." nobara whined while laying down bored.
"can't you just go to sleep instead? im trying to read a book kugisaki.." megumi sighed
nobara wasn't having it today, not gojo's last minute notice of this morning nor megumi's sassiness, so what's left to do? troll yuji & y/n
— "so then you go up to him while pinning him against the wall like this..." itadori said while pinning y/n against the wall until nobara broke in the room.
"oh." they all said in unison
Y/n started freaking out while yelling kugisaki as to how they ended up in this position.
"OH HELL NO, NO NO NO I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE ITADORI PIN ANY GIRL EVER AGAIN IN BROAD DAYLIGHT LET ALONE Y/N, I'M GONNA BANG MY HEAD THIS SUCKS IM GOING TO SLEEP WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" nobara screamed in the dorm while passing by megumi
said guy got up while raising his eyebrow as soon as he heard y/n name being uttered along with "itadori" and pinning in the same sentence
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON." now megumi barged in the room while itadori ran to explain to nobara and y/n started laughing in the corner
"PFFT megs before you try and kill itadori hear me out...hahhahahahhahaha" Y/n was tweaking in front of megumi who looked like he was going to pop a blood vessel
"He not the only who getting killed today so you better have a good explanation for this..!" megumi said
"i told itadori that there is this liquor store down the street who sells for cheap.. so i thought it was a good idea to get us all some liquor and beer for this week but since im a minor itadori gave me an idea to get some alcohol-"
"woah woah slow wayyy the fuck down where you getting at" megumi said while sitting on the edge of the bed, leg shaking at their stupidity.
"LET ME FINISH GOD DAMN IT- anyway, itadori was like oh just flirt with the cashier and shit he's bound to fold at some point haha so now we here." y/n explained their stupid fucking idea for free drinks
"can't you just steal gojo's card? me and nobara already do that for delivery every week and he doesn't really care" megumi rolled his eyes while giving a better alternative.
"and why do you need free drinks if you're trying to lie about your age?" megumi pointed out how this whole plan was useless
"is called killing 2 birds with one stone megs duhh if he folds and believes my age boom free drinks and as a teen too!!" y/n said
itadori walked in with a bruise in his head while also having his head down like a toddler who got scolded by his parents.
"you got half lucky itadori." megumi groaned
"wait wait now why did you get so mad about yuji pinning me and shit?" y/n asked her ears lowkey red.
y/n and megumi been friends for 2 years, the last year of middle school and now back in sophomore year of high school after y/n escaped her house after it got burned due to unknown reasons.
now she's here with the trio and became really good friends with the other two, what hasn't changed is her relationship with megumi even after a year of not seeing each other. Also how she doesn't know how she feels about him at all, sometimes she just can't tell what's going through his head- makes it fun but also a pain in the ass.
this is one of those moments where is slightly fun but confusing.
"because yuji is not the best person to do that with" megumi said while looking straight at itadori
"HEY! whats that supposed to mean?!" yuji said while pretending to cry
"that also doesn't make sense!! then who's actually the best test subject mr. know it all?" y/n wanted to know, really badly.
"me." megumi blatantly said.
itadori straight up left and locked the door as soon as fushiguro said those two letters.
"w-what????" y/n backed away confused blushing at his boldness and comment
"don't be weird about it dumbass" megumi said while petting y/n head and walking away
leaving y/n falling to her knees on the floor touching her left cheek
while megumi walked out the room he found the other two whispering to each other like is some kind of chisme going on
"what are you two doing..." megumi said while side eyeing them
"way to go loser didn't know you could even speak to a woman like that" nobara teased while giggling
"im proud of you fushiguro, good job man!" itadori said happily
"shut up i wasn't trying to flirt with her!" megumi said annoyed his ears red
"oh yeah?"
"then what was that for" those two said sharing a braincell
"couldn't tell ya..."
YOU ARE READING
couple drinks & love confessions • megumi x reader
Fanfictiona fic where the 1st years and y/n got a last minute notice of a 2 week break by gojo, now bored out of their minds they wonder about what they will do to kill the boredom and tension.
