Kewl murder drones swap AU XD

Cat FIGHT?! [feat: the mouse]

guys im really sorry i cant write fight scenes-

(nobody's POV)

The WDF stared at the two disassembly drones as they entered, one crawling up the wall and the other just casually walking towards the workers. Valerie was thrown against the ground and Cyn walked up to her to help her up. She spat out the oil that had collected in her mouth and confronted the workers behind her; "Are those disassembly drones just nonexistent or something? You're the WDF, defend!" Valerie hissed at them, waving the pipe she was holding.

"Seriously? I expected more from you." She looked disappointedly at Jay while T jumped down and stabbed her through the chest with one of his wing blades, drawing her closer to him and laughing maniacally.

"Hey!"

L, T, and Valerie turned to face Z and Noi who had just arrived.

"Put that conventionally attractive female down." Z called to T, smirking while posing with Noi after making their epic entrance. "Ugh, i knew you were up to no good, we'll handle all this after i rightsize your EXISTANCE." L growled, putting her hands on her hips because for some reason that's just something she does. Z leaned down slightly to talk with Noi; "Okay, which one do you want?" "I take L, you take the guy?" Noi asked hopefully. "Oh, game on." Z giggled, handing Noi the pen L gave her and motioning to her optical sensors.

Noi threw the pen across the room at L and hit one of her optical sensors, making her back away while screaming. T looked nervously at Z, making hand motions asking if they were fighting, and in response Z took out her wings and swords while laughing, launching towards him. 

At this moment, he knew, he screwed up.

Noi aimed his railgun thing at L as she was struggling to balance herself, then she took out a gun and shot aimlessly around the clearing, trying to hit Noi, who does get shot, but [redacted]

L rips the pen out of her optical sensors angrily, growling at it. "Damn the company with their $12 pens that stab me in the eyes! huh?-" She looked up as Noi jumped at her head and kicked the pen back into her face and she yelled again. Noi backflipped back and posed with his gun, obviously, and almost immediately after ducked out of reach of a giant laser that had been shot across the room.

T was thrown against a column, dodging the laser too. Z giggled and switched her laser gun thing for a freaking missile launcher and aimed at him, to which he tried the same and accidentally took out a bubble-blowing stick.

"Oh sh[auto-censor]."

Z shot at T and the missile landed next to him and he stared at it right before it exploded. L got up and ripped the pen out of her face AGAIN, crushing it with the pressure of her hand, and angrily looked back up at Noi, who was aiming his gun again. She started laughing and pulled out some strange gun that ended up shutting him down when it fired, and he collapsed to the ground.

(insert T and Z sword-fighting from above them because i cannot write more epic sword 1v1s for my LIFE.)

T was struggling to hold Z back as she closed in around her neck with her swords, giggling while they both stared at each other. Z looked down at L and realized Noi was in trouble, then looked back up at T, almost immediately flying above him and dropkicking his a[auto-censor] into the ground below. She wrapped him up with his tail and dragged him towards where Noi and L were fighting as L kicked away his gun. "You've got a lot of guts for a toaster with no fashion sense. I've had prey fight back before, but your spirit is just... so... pain-ful?" 

L looked down, confused, and realized that Noi had stabbed her in the leg with her tail. She hopped backwards trying to get the stinger out of her leg, then tripped (probably on nothing) and fell backwards- to be met with a gun at her face. "One more buzz-word and i'll do it." Noi said from above, as Z arrived dragging T behind her. L stared at him for a second before making the (or at least one of, there's a lot of them) dumbest decision of her life and, infact, one more buzz-word'd so hard that Noi shot her in the face. The blast was so strong that only her legs and the bottom half of her arms were left from the gun.

As some of the workers started to peek out from their hiding spots and applaud Noi, he faltered for a second and was picked up by Z, who put him on her shoulders. T was looking at L's body, terrified, so Noi nudged him and gave him a thumbs up, which didn't really help because now T was just more confused. "Holy s[auto-censor] Noi, that was INSANE!... so were you, uhh.." Valerie trailed off as she tried to name the disassembly drone carrying Noi. "Her name is Z. And Z, this is my sister Valerie," Noi explained, motioning at each of them. Z leaned down and she and Valerie fist-bumped. "Just don't call me hot topic," Z joked, with her and Valerie switching to >:3c faces because evil. 

Jay cleared her throat and walked to the front of the crowd, glaring up at Noi, and he glared back. "And Z, this is Jay, my sister, and the current eh... 'chief' of our colony since she was the only one of our siblings who would step up to run the doors." Noi waved at Jay and she glared at him again, to be met with Z leaning down and lifting her chin with a claw. "Nice to meet you, Jay, just wanted to mention your doors back there were very flawed, I broke in easily." "It still took you guys 16 years for this."

 Jay grabbed Z's claw and pushed it back towards her, to which Z pulled her hands behind her back. "Would you have preferred it took less time to break into your only shelter and home you know?" Noi pulled on her tail and she jumped back, about to claw at him but stopped right before she did because she noticed it was him. "I think that's enough bickering for the moment, i kind of have a stab wound to check on right now so if you would so very kindly stop threatening my sister, we will be going." He motioned to wherever his room would be in the bunker and Jay rolled her eyes, then waved one hand to the exit. "Whatever, go now, just don't do something stupid and die or something."