Mother: Well Little Red, I've baked a lot of creampies for your sick grandmother. I want you to take this basket and give it to her.
Little Red: Wow, there's quite a few creampies in here. Do I have to give all of them to my grandmother?
Mother: You're right, there are quite a few creampies to spare here. However creampies are very rare around these parts, so don't be handing them out for free. If somebody really wants a creampie from you, always charge at least 20$ per a creampie.
Little Red: Thanks mom, that's really great advice. You know, I never thought that I would be making money by selling my creampies, yet here I am.
Mother: And I am so very proud of you for doing that. Now go on, before it gets dark.
Little Red: Oh, don't worry mom. I think that many people crave creampies, especially when it's dark. So, who knows, maybe I'll run into some customers.
Mother: I sure hope that you will!
Little Red travels many miles, with many creampies to spare, until finally she runs into a wolf.
Wolf: Hey there little girl, what are you doing here all alone at such a dark hour?
Little Red: Oh, hey there! I'm just delivering some creampies for my sick grandmother. She really loves creampies!
Wolf: She does, huh? That's interesting. Do you enjoy creampies?
Little Red: Well I'm not the biggest fan, but I do actually have quite a few creampies to spare if you're interested.
Wolf: Oh, trust me, I'm more than interested in a creampie.
Little Red: That's great! But unfortunately I can't give one to you for free. The starting price is 20$.
Wolf: Shit, well let me hop at an ATM real quick, get some cash, so I can get that creampie, girl!
Little Red: Sorry, but it's already getting very dark and I really have to get to my grandmother's house.
Wolf: Oh, okay, no worries. But your grandmother, she really enjoys creampies?
Little Red: Oh, yeah. She's the biggest fan of creampies I've ever met. She's such a fanatic, she can have multiple creampies on the same day.
Wolf: Multiple on the same day? Wow! Does she charge for her creampies?
Little Red: No, never! She is the most generous, sweetest lady I've ever known. She never charges you for anything.
Wolf: Wow, that's dope! Well listen, I would really love a creampie. Would it be okay, if I ever stopped by your granny's house for one?
Little Red: Of course you can! You know, she's been having a lot of visitors lately, so she really loves any company she can get. She lives in a small cottage by the lake, about two hours up north.
Wolf: Up north, okay, that's good to know. Well thank you little girl, I will pay your grandmother a visit.
Little Red: You do that!
Little Red and the wolf say goodbye, and go their separate ways. Wolf however goes to a different road, and easily outruns Little Red to her granny's house while Little Red is still walking many miles and hours behind. He finds a small cottage by the lake and knocks on the door. Grandmother opens up the door.
Grandmother: Yees?
Wolf: Hey, I heard you was a freak!
Wolf jumps on the top of the grandmother, before she can do anything else. Meanwhile Little Red is still walking to her grandmother's house on a different road. On her way she runs into a few lumberjacks.
